Isn't It Just, Like, Awesome

when it's 4 am and you're tirelessly (read: exhaustedly but doggedly) writing important emails to important people and on your 5th proofread before you hit "send", you catch a potentially-fatal typo?

i feel blessed when that happens. because my brain is so dead i could just be writing emails that say "cucumber cucumber cucumber" and wouldn't know the difference until that crucial 5th proofread.

i need a less sore throat, a cheerleader (make that a cheerleading squad), a campaign manager, a perfect writing sample, a steady source of ice cream, and a procrastination alarm that honks loudly in my ear and jiggles the screen like MSN messenger whenever i use the facebook to avoid doing work.