If The Academy Is A Small World...

(which it is...)

then there are only so many people this could be:

<http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/529425163>

(originally at <http://bp3.blogger.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/RlicAoSfthI/AAAAAAAAA3k/q07XMBpG7dc/s1600-h/makeup.jpg>, from the delightful and disturbing cache of <http://www.postsecret.com>)

to him or her, i say: you were probably following a dream when you applied to b, c, c, d, h, p, p or y. you should totally follow this one, too.