The New "It" Meme

everyone on facebook for some reason suddenly seems to be involved in finding out how, if he or she were a word, he or she would be defined in the dictionary.

so i, dutiful facebooker that i am, went to the quiz, at <http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html>, typed in my full name, and pressed the enticing, rather excited little "find out!" button.

it told me i am "a dance involving little to no clothing".

which sounded great, until i decided to experiment with the sanctity of the definition by pressing the back button and clicking "find out!" again.

this time i was "a person who falls into an outhouse and dies".

not so hot, because one of my friends has already been defined like that. it makes me sad to think that memes have finite sets of possible answers. i want a unique unnecessarily-sexed-up self-definition, thank you very much.