Saturday, September 19, 2009

25 Mistakes

(at least i *think* that's the right number -- the number of mistakes you inevitably make when you commit a murder...)

now, this guy wasn't out to kill anyone, but he's obviously such a twit he wouldn't have been able to keep the number down below, oh, say, 1978352601^2.

<http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/525232.html>

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
By Edward Marshall, Journal Staff Writer
POSTED: September 16, 2009

MARTINSBURG - The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.

Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.

According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim's home after she reported the burglary.

She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.

There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.

The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.

The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.

During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim's house.

Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker's.

The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn't live there.

He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim's home but he refused.

As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.

If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.


(needless to say, i found this link on fb. hah!)

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Monday, January 05, 2009

Thanks Are In Order

to all that is holy.

thank you google, thank you thank you thank you, for finally bringing out the picasa for mac application for which i've been waiting and waiting.

(i don't have boot camp, so i couldn't have run the PC version on my mac.)

<http://googlephotos.blogspot.com/2009/01/announcing-picasa-for-mac.html>

i was just thinking yesterday, as i uploaded my pictures from my winter break travels to picasa web albums, that iphoto is really not an intuitive or user-friendly piece of software. although the slider thing where you can choose how many pictures you want to see in each row in your albums is pretty neat, and although some of the edit features (especially the special effects like sepia and vignette) are cool, too, those are about the only front-end features in iphoto that are actually exciting to me.

(i just recently discovered "smart albums", and even that is strictly OK, because i can totally see how the conditional logic it requires would fail quite easily given how i work with my photos).

so yeah, other than silly cosmetic things -- ugh. i mean, what on earth is an "event"? and why can't you see all of them in the left-hand bar if you want to? why is "last import" the only pre-set viewing option, instead of a nice calendar-like thing like picasa has? why can you not trash photos from within your albums, making you go back to events view all the time? why can you not view photos larger and click between them using simple arrow keys?

this is not even to mention the features i was missing out on by not having picasa installed on my mac (although these, admittedly, are failings on google's end). like, why does the picasa web uploader for iphoto only allow uploading and not downloading (the entire album download feature is the best thing ever!!!)? and why does the uploader not integrate more intuitively into iphoto, such as by being housed in the "share" menu and not the "export" menu?

on and on i could go. but i'll stop now, cuz i wanna go download the thing asap, already. i bet it'll be sleek, and pretty, and exciting. yessss!

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

PS: Facebook, I See What You're Doing.

in the midst of the most unsettling evening of news-watching and numbly-calling and helpless-feeling, i got this laughable missive from facebook (i can blog about this because it's petty, self-contained, and far from home -- unlike what's going on in bombay as i type):

From: Facebook
Date: Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 19:32
Subject: Please reset your email notification settings.
To: [me]

Unfortunately, the settings that control which email notifications get sent to you were lost. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

To reset your email notification settings, go to:

http://www.facebook.com/editaccount.php?notifications

Thanks,
The Facebook Team

listen up, zuckerberg et al. don't boast about having 120 million active users when you can't even save their preferences for not being harassed by your gratuitous email notifications. (i've unsubscribed from most of them, and my inbox is the healthier for it.)

also, just btw, it might have been nice to address me by name, or even as "Dear Facebook user", or something. didn't they teach you manners at harvard?

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Google Rules The World?

perennial suspicion of the big company seems like such an american thing... privacy issues, monopoly issues, ethical issues, freedom of choice issues, blah blah. ironic, when america basically is the big company that owns and runs the world.

here's yet another conspiracy-theory type article on the evil tentacles of "goofy-lettered" google....

<http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/business/media/24carr.html>

Google Seduces With Utility

By DAVID CARR

Not long ago, someone invited me out to the Googleplex, the nickname for Google’s headquarters in Mountain View, Calif.

The fact is, I already live there. And it’s starting to worry me.

Having grown up in the vapor trail of the ’60s, I learned to be wary of large, centralized organizations, and yet Google, a huge enterprise with a market value of $80 billion, is my ever-present wingman.

My increasingly exclusive relationship with Google started with search, of course, when I switched from Yahoo years ago. Eventually I accepted an invitation to Gmail, with its oodles of storage and very granular search function, and it has oddly become my default database — deep, rich and personal.

I added the company’s calendar because I needed one I could share both inside and outside of work. And then the calendar and e-mail started talking to each other — and to me, I guess — by asking whether I wanted to schedule an event that was mentioned in an incoming message. Although it sort of creeped me out, the answer was yes, which it almost always is when it comes to Google.

Google has begun to crowd out other brands. I was a loyal MapQuest guy, but as Google Maps added features, it seemed cumbersome to go elsewhere. And even something as specific as HopStop, an elegant tool I used to navigate the New York subways, is left behind as Google gets smarter about the difference between the N-R line and the A-C-E.

I’m getting ready for the Oscar season, so I needed to set up some relevant R.S.S. feeds, and Google Reader was handy, so there’s that. It’s easy to update my status under my chat icon while I’m on Gmail, so I tend to update that mood ring with more frequency than my Facebook status. When Google acquired YouTube, it gained another chunk of my mindshare.

And then a few weeks ago, I noticed there was a steady march of new little camera icons on the Gmail chat function. I looked around and saw a colored button at the top of my e-mail page that was a link to Google voice and video chat. I clicked it, hit the download button, and within 20 seconds, I was ready to go.

It’s not the first video chatting that I have done, only the first that actually worked well. Within minutes of downloading, I was talking live on my PC to my 11-year-old daughter on a Mac, a process that in the past would have involved everything short of splitting the atom. Then I told my twins away at college and yes, my mother-in-law about it, and before long we were all chatting away in an easy, friction-free future.

Score another one for the Googleplex.

You could credit Google, the largest ad seller in the world, with being a brilliant marketer and advertiser, but when was the last time you saw an ad, not served up by Google, but about Google? Not very often. That’s largely because Google’s Web platform, in all of its high-functioning glory, is its marketing.

“The most powerful form of advertising is to be exceptional,” said Ranjit Mathoda, an investor and technologist who blogs at Mathoda.com. “Google has created an ecosystem that perpetuates itself by being useful.”

Take video chat. Many other companies would take that kind of quantum leap and shout it from the rooftops, but Google just did a smallish blog post about the new feature and left it at that.

“We do have a philosophy that our products should speak for themselves. We tend not to make a lot of noise,” said Jeff Huber, senior vice president for engineering at Google.

As always with Google, the price point is appealing: zero, if you don’t count the amount of personal data that I am trading for all that utility. With Google, it is always simple, and any engineer will tell you that simple is hard. There had been a lot of talk within Google about creating video chat as a PC-only application, a much easier endeavor for the company, but it would not have been simple for the consumer.

If Google owns me, it’s probably because I am in favor of what works.

“I’m glad to hear it,” said Eric E. Schmidt, the chief executive of Google, who was in New York last week. “We want a little bit of Google in many parts of your life.”

Mission accomplished, at least on my desktop, but I asked Mr. Schmidt if I shouldn’t be worried that I am putting all of my digital eggs in one multicolored, goofy-lettered basket.

“That depends on what you think of our company and our values,” he said. “Do you believe we have good values?”

Mr. Schmidt seems nice enough, but I sometimes wonder if I will come to regret the easier, softer road I have chosen. A record of my surfing lives on its servers for 18 months — not by name, but still. Google continues to insist that my IP address is not me, but a motivated government with a subpoena in hand could find me, lots of me, on Google’s servers.

Most data privacy experts would call me a fool to index my life into any one company so deeply, and diversification in all matters is just common sense.

Mr. Huber countered that I am free to come and go as I wish.

“The nice thing is that we don’t force you to use only our stuff,” he said. “It is not tied tightly together, and the content is all easily exportable. If you feel like we are letting you down, or you don’t like our products or we are failing to innovate, you can pick up and go where you want.”

But with video chat now enabled in my Gmail, how likely am I to click away? Some people worry that Google will take over the world. Through the sins of competence and innovation, the company has quietly and efficiently surrounded me.

“That’s our business model,” Mr. Schmidt said.

E-mail: carr@nytimes.com

epic 2014 <http://www.robinsloan.com/epic>, anyone?

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bullseye Bridal

dailycandy <http://www.dailycandy.com> did a weddings-on-the-cheap special today -- RSVPs online, cupcakes instead of a three-layered white cream monstrosity, the whole shebang.

but, as someone who has lived in 2 cities now that have disproportionate quantities of bridal boutiques (replete with silent, desolate white window displays, and often showing off several dresses i don't think anyone in their right mind would buy) in their downtown neighbourhoods, what really surprised me was this:
<http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders/602-4643302-5076628?ie=UTF8&node=347006011>

izaak mizrahi wedding wear for under $100. not bad stuff, either. you can order online, with free shipping, and your choices even include a pantsuit in case you want to be all gender-neutral or business-like or whatevs.

wow. now that's the kind of wedding shopping i'd like to be doing. no bling, no crazy bills, no debt.

(i wonder what their return policy would be on this line... and how funny it'd be -- hypothetically, of course -- to see hungover brides coming in the next day to stand in the customer service line, tags still attached.)

(before anyone starts freaking out, no, i will not be picking out a dress to match the $42 ring i wrote about here last year <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/09/ring-of-truth.aspx>.)

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hah, What A Hoot!

google turns 10, and decides to go back in the cyberspacetime continuum to 2001 (which, obviously, is not 10 years ago, but is still highly entertaining and amusing!):

<http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/2001-search-odyssey.html>

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Subliminality

what does it mean when you log on to amazon.com and, five times out of ten, the "recommended for you" display is the "#1 in engagement rings" category?

eep!

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Coincidences?

just yesterday i was listening to a dutch woman tell me how she and her three closest friends in philadelphia -- all dutch, too! -- all had birthdays in the latter half of march.

then i saw this on my facebook sidebar, under upcoming birthdays:
Amanda H***
Anna K*****
Alisha P****
Aude W******
Arshiya B***
Ameya N***

i like finding patterns in the most uncommon of places. i think that's why i like being a bibliographer so much -- there's patterns everywhere, and almost nothing is a coincidence (as long as you can find physical evidence for it, like binding threads or ink squash). it makes my librarian side inordinately happy.

happy birthday to all 6 august 4th a's!

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Childfree By Choice...

usually gets a "tsk, tsk" or denial or dirty glares or convoluted arguments about man's purpose on earth or "it's only a matter of time, you'll change your mind" or accusations of selfishness or "what'll you do in your old age?" or or or.

my mind stays made up. meanwhile, you, the disbelievers, please make room in your worldview for the hilarity of this, which i found floating around anonymously at <http://www.childfree.net/potpourri_annlanders.html>:

Ann Landers' famous "The Childless Couple"

There is nothing sadder than a childless couple. It breaks my heart to see them relaxing around swimming pools in Florida, sitting all suntanned and miserable on the decks of their boats -- trotting off to Europe like lonesome fools. It's an empty life. Nothing but money to spend, more time to enjoy and a whole lot less to worry about.

The poor childless couple are so wrapped up in themselves, you have to feel sorry for them. They don't fight over the child's discipline, don't blame each other for the child's most obnoxious characteristics, and they miss all the fun of doing without for the child's sake. They just go along, doing whatever they want, buying what they want and liking each other. It's a pretty pathetic picture.

Everyone should have children. No one should be allowed to escape the wonderful experience that accompanies each stage in the development of the young -- the happy memories of sleepless nights, coughing spells, tantrums, diaper rash, debts, "dipso" baby sitters, saturated mattresses, emergencies and never-ending crises.

How dismal is the peaceful home without the constant childish problems that make a well-rounded life and an early breakdown; the tender, thoughtful discussions when the report card reveals the progeny to be one step below a moron; the end-of-the-day reunions with all the joyful happenings recited like well-placed blows to the temples.

Children are worth it. Every moment of anxiety, every sacrifice, every complete collapse pays off as a fine, sturdy adolescent is reached. The feeling of reward the first time you took the boy hunting -- he didn't mean to shoot you, the lad was excited. Remember how he cried? How sorry he was? And how much better you felt after the blood transfusion? These are the times a man with a growing son treasures -- memories that are captured forever in the heart and the limp.

Think back to the night of romantic adventure when your budding daughter eloped with the village idiot. What childless couple ever shared in the stark realism of that drama? Aren't you a better man for having lived richly, fully, acquiring that tic in your left eye? Could a woman without children touch the strength and heroism of your wife as she tried to fling herself out of the bedroom window?

The childless couple live in a vacuum. They fill their lonely days with golf, vacation trips, dinner dates, civic affairs, tranquility, leisure and entertainment. There is a terrifying emptiness without children, but the childless couple are too comfortable to know it.

You just have to look at them to see what the years have done: He looks boyish, unlined and rested; she's slim, well-groomed and youthful. It isn't natural. If they had had kids, they'd look like the rest of us -- worn out, wrinkled and exhausted.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Testing

boo for not-working blog.

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

At This Rate

so far this finals period i have written:

7 pages for heather
17 pages for peter and zack
25 pages for david

i'm currently at 32 pages for ania, aiming for about 40ish.

plus umpteen emails and facebook wall posts, some even with creative bent (one specific person has taken responsibility for precisely 97.3% of my prolific email production -- but the facebook monster is a separate and formidable sinkhole for words words words).

all in less than 3 weeks.

at this rate, i could be done with a dissertation in 6 months. it'd be mad painful (think of the red bull cans i'd accumulate... and the jitters that would keep me bouncing at 4 am... and the amount of wheat thins i'd have to consume...), and it might not even be that good, and i'd keel over and die right after...

but hot damn, i'd be a doctor of awesome!

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

From Indiana

whoever you are, thanks for this:

The movies lie in many ways, but in this one oh so cruelly. The girl doesn’t wait forever. Love alone is not enough. The ending is not always happy.

sounds like ideology critique to me -- the cynicism as concerns the simultaneous ubiquity and transparency of the dominant discourse, the accusation of the perpetuation of a system of similar cultural artifacts, the angry pessimism of horkheimer at work, that whole spiel -- and oh, of course it could be from my own head (if i had the time to think)...

except it's really a maudlin guest rumination from sex and the ivy: <http://sexandtheivy.com/2007/10/24/an-evolution-of-waiting-guest-post-by-indiana>.

if you haven't read elle yet, start now. she's quite a celebrity in the blogosphere, and in many ways she speaks my life.

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Facebook Is An Asshole

dear obnoxious, invasive and out-of-control facebook feed,

please stop feeding me information about people i'm no longer friends with.

that is all.

kthxbye
sim

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Full Text Searchability

anyone who thinks organizing information by keyword [ie, searchability] is counterintuitive has obviously never been in my brain.

because you only really know how important full-text search is when you've had to dig (swim?) through hundreds of pages of reading in the last week, all seemingly having lots to do with each other (amazing intertextuality -- hello, this is graduate school!), and you're trying to remember in what article it might have been that you might have seen (or were you dreaming?) a certain sentence -- or was it a phrase? or a clause? what's the difference, anyway? -- which might have been on the left hand side of the page, perhaps in the middle, and which might have been about the simple-mindedness of the peasantry.

god damn the complexity and frustration of the partially-impaired, very overwhelmed visual memory.

this is why, when google finally announced and implemented a search box for google reader <http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/find-needle-in-feedstack-with-google.html>, i was thrilled. anything -- anything! -- to make me feel less muddled right about now, seriously.

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update, 4:07 pm:

omg it's absolutely amazing. you can search all posts, or search certain folders, or search just certain blogs. thank you, gods!

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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Perfect Timing

phd comics (<http://www.phdcomics.com>) comes through with a new character -- gerard, a dweeby-chic (i'm talking grey turtleneck and librarian glasses) medieval scandinavian cultural philosophy grad student -- just in time for the beginning of my semi-decade of doctoral workaholism:

<http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=907>

yessssss!

thank you, jorge cham!

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Help, I Have No Future!

i know that one of the best things about email (as opposed to, say, the public nature of your facebook wall) is that it's supposed to be private, so that no-one [well, except google's ad servers, or anyone who can find out your password, or anyone who sits down at a machine from which you haven't logged off properly] knows who you're corresponding with, or what unsuitable things you're saying in the shroud of perceived privacy, or what sorts of risible mailing lists you're on.

but sometimes the contents of your mailbox need to be openly advertised to the world. this is one such occasion, because it made me super-sad. my tarot.com weekly romance horoscope says:

Love Horoscope for the Week of:
Monday, August 20, 2007

Sim,





that's it. funny, because i spent all last week juggling the dastardly thought of potential arranged liaisons and the enjoyable security of past connections and the exciting actuality of being in bombay. [code for: there were boys in my life last week, so wtf?!]

now, it's quite possible tarot.com just did the HTML badly on this email, and my romantic future is actually all set, and profitably so at that. but whatever the cause of this glitch, here's an APB to all my boys, real or imagined -- you need to fix this problem, stat.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

Mars And Venus

i will confess to having stumbled upon this very cool series of photographs almost a month ago, but for some reason i didn't blog about it immediately, and it got lost in the depths of blogger's "edit posts" page (and my ridiculous social life).

however, in light of some recent profound conversations about marriage, men, brains and biology (names of participants redacted for the benefit of everyone's mental health), it now holds extra dimension as the most appropriate metaphor for... well, everything:

<http://saraheartbacon.com/pages_html/hands_page.html>

heartbreak lies in overthinking, but life is in the details. this is an inalienable truth.

(i've never seen anything quite like her work before. the fact that she is a seven sisters alum further warms the cockles of my heart.)

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

If The Academy Is A Small World...

(which it is...)

then there are only so many people this could be:

<http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/529425163>

(originally at <http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/RlicAoSfthI/AAAAAAAAA3k/q07XMBpG7dc/s1600-h/makeup.jpg>, from the delightful and disturbing cache of <http://www.postsecret.com>)

to him or her, i say: you were probably following a dream when you applied to b, c, c, d, h, p, p or y. you should totally follow this one, too.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The New "It" Meme

everyone on facebook for some reason suddenly seems to be involved in finding out how, if he or she were a word, he or she would be defined in the dictionary.

so i, dutiful facebooker that i am, went to the quiz, at <http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html>, typed in my full name, and pressed the enticing, rather excited little "find out!" button.

it told me i am "a dance involving little to no clothing".

which sounded great, until i decided to experiment with the sanctity of the definition by pressing the back button and clicking "find out!" again.

this time i was "a person who falls into an outhouse and dies".

not so hot, because one of my friends has already been defined like that. it makes me sad to think that memes have finite sets of possible answers. i want a unique unnecessarily-sexed-up self-definition, thank you very much.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Lunar Clips

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?

Take the Test to Find Out.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Still Got Game

wow, it's almost 4 am. that means the battle was on for over an hour.

i lost my queen early in the game, and for a long while there thought i was totally screwed.

but in the end, even though it took 72 moves (we're no pros): checkmate, baby.

pick@flick(r): <http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/490441018>

White: [redacted]
Black: wzlychica5
(that would be me)

1. d2-d4 e7-e6
2. g1-f3 f8-b4+
3. c2-c3 b4-a5
4. h2-h4 g8-f6
5. d1-d3 o-o
6. h4-h5 d7-d5
7. g2-g3 f6-g4
8. c1-g5 d8xg5
9. f3xg5 c8-d7
10. f1-h3 f7-f5
11. f2-f3 g4-f2
12. e1xf2 a7-a6
13. c3-c4 b8-c6
14. b1-c3 c6-b4
15. d3-d2 d5xc4
16. d4-d5 e6xd5
17. c3xd5 d7-c6
18. d5-e7+ g8-h8
19. h3xf5 f8xf5
20. e7-g6+ h7xg6
21. h5xg6+ h8-g8
22. h1-h7 g8-f8
23. g5-e6+ f8-e7
24. d2-e3 b4-c2
25. h7xg7+ e7-f6
26. g7-f7+ f6xg6
27. g3-g4 f5xf7
28. e3-e4+ g6-f6
29. e4-f5+ f6-e7
30. f5-g6 a8-h8
31. a1-g1 h8-h2+
32. g1-g2 a5-b6+
33. e2-e3 c2xe3
34. f2-e2 h2xg2+
35. e2-e1 b6-a5+
36. b2-b4 a5xb4++

rematch tomorrow night, en vivo.

bring it.

***

update, friday, may 11, 2007:

the score is now up to 3-1. some people are clearly gluttons for punishment.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

The Blasted Housing Hunt

i'm currently in the throes of looking for 2BR places that have hardwood floors, decent kitchens, get a lot of light, and aren't grubby or très cher. it's hard enough to do it long distance, but it's also even more "hard enough" with just 1 other person's tastes and budget to keep in mind; i don't know how people can share space with 7 or 8 others!

i read this article in the NYT a few months ago, and it's stuck with me ever since. something to aspire to, or something to avoid like the plague?

<http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/realestate/10habi.html>

July 10, 2005

5 New Roommates Play 'Getting to Know You'

THE previous sublet tenants in this five-bedroom loft in Hell's Kitchen were a French recluse and a cameraman from MTV's "The Real World." It is this last fact that has the current five residents, Daniel Santangelo, 23, Sara Vigneault, 24, Luke Masselink, 27, Keren Davies, 33, and David Allyn, 36, convinced that there are cameras hidden everywhere, and that they are the unwitting subjects of a new quasi-reality series: perhaps "The Real World" meets "The Truman Show."

In any case, this experiment in communal living - defined by five complete strangers, united by Craigslist - is more than six months into its run and working quite nicely, thank you. Why this should be so is either due to serendipity or the group's decision to hire a weekly maid together or possibly because Ms. Vigneault, an education coordinator at Southern Wine & Spirits of New York, a distribution and brand management company, comes home with lots of free booze.

One recent stormy evening after work, Mr. Santangelo had designed something icy and aromatic made from Ms. Vigneault's Absolut Apeach and Absolut Vanilia vodka, fresh ginger, lime juice, coriander and brown sugar. The roommates drank his "bespoke cocktail," as he put it, or Diet Cokes, or ice water, according to preference, and teased out the details of their half-year union.

First, the setting: a 1,200-square-f00t loft near the Lincoln Tunnel. Its five bedrooms rent for $1,050 to $1,285 apiece, depending on size and number of windows. There is a large living area-cum-entrance-cum-kitchen, one bathroom and, finally, direct roof access by a vertiginous fire escape.

Put together, the rents total just under $6,000. And although each pays a reasonable rent, they were all driven by a social, not a budgetary, impulse to live communally.

Ms. Vigneault, Mr. Santangelo and Mr. Masselink arrived first, last October, after answering an ad on Craigslist posted by the actual tenant, who was living elsewhere.

Mr. Masselink, an actuary originally from Michigan, said he was looking for a broader social circle. Ms. Vigneault was moving from Connecticut to New York and wanted to make sure she made new friends. "I just thought it was a great opportunity to be able to meet people," she said.

Mr. Santangelo, who is from outside Toronto, had been offered a job with a bond dealer on a Monday, flown down on a Thursday and lived out of the Newark Hilton through that Saturday while studying for a securities exam. He found this apartment on the Sunday, the third one he'd looked at.

"The first was a suburban condo-type deal in Jersey City, and the other was a five-person share with four women in Williamsburg," Mr. Santangelo said. "After I saw that, I went to an Internet cafe in Union Square, saw this advertised on Craigslist and moved in. I had no worries. I thought it was cool to find a place in one day."

Mr. Masselink and Ms. Vigneault, by contrast, were queasy with nervousness.

Ms. Vigneault remembered, "I called my mom and said, 'I'm about to sign a lease and I'm moving in with three men' " - the cameraman was still there - " 'is there anything I should be worried about?' And she said, 'Better that than four women.' "

Ms. Davies, a development adviser for the Australian Mission to the United Nations (she is from Sydney), replaced the cameraman, who left for a job in Florida, in mid-December. "It was freezing," she said, "and I was as sick as a dog. Only Sara was here when I looked. I would never have moved in with three strangers if I hadn't felt so badly." She had seen nearly 10 apartments, she said, and just wanted put her head down.

Mr. Allyn, assistant director of communications and special projects at an educational nonprofit called New Jersey Seeds, arrived on Feb. 1. He'd been married (his daughter, Jordan, will be 7 next month), and then he lived alone in a rent-regulated apartment in Hoboken, N.J.

"It took me six years of living alone," he said, "to realize I really didn't like living alone." He was compelled by "the risk of moving in with people I didn't know," he said, "which somehow seemed less risky than moving in with just one other person."

Mr. Allyn said he was happy to move without meeting all his new roommates, but his work mates urged otherwise. "I figured that anyone moving into a coed loft in Hell's Kitchen would be cool with having a gay loftmate," he said, "but my colleagues at work insisted that I survey the group's comfort level ahead of time. To a person, Luke, Dan, Sara and Keren thought it was funny that I would be concerned. They do have plenty of opinions on the guys I bring home, however. Basically, anyone who wants to date me has to pass inspection by the crew."

Mr. Allyn, a bit older, seasoned in a career as an author and lecturer, seems like ballast to his new friends, who nonetheless tease him with obvious affection.

"When David came, he went all 'Queer Eye,' " Mr. Masselink said. "It was bare. It was a college apartment. I came home one day, and it was like night and day."

Quite literally, said Mr. Allyn, who swears there were no bulbs in the living room's spotlights when he arrived.

Mr. Masselink's room is decorated with a leather club chair and a mountain bike; Ms. Davies has colored paper lanterns and many pairs of shoes. Mr. Allyn's is gentlemanly and sophisticated; Ms. Vigneault is justifiably proud of her rather distinct curtain designs (squares of men's shirt fabric hung from metal pegs).

Mr. Santangelo's room is a symphony of minimalism, courtesy of Ikea: a sleek gray futon, galvanized cubes for storage and night tables, and three blond floating wood shelves, which are utterly empty. Mr. Santangelo hasn't decided what to put on them yet, he said. "Maybe they'll just be shelves qua shelves," he mused.

There are no house rules, and many open doors. Food in the fridge is communal, except when it's not. (The Chinese Food Incident looms large: Ms. Vigneault told a tale of missing spicy chicken with garlic sauce; Mr. Allyn buried his face in his hands.)

"It's better than I expected," Mr. Masselink said. "I think we are all very laid back, but also very unique, which is why it works."

Ms. Davies, cheerfully Australian, pointed out that she is, by culture, "very down to earth." In New York, she continued, "there are a lot of people who take themselves very seriously." She is delighted to be living with four who don't. "It's good that we are all at slightly different stages," Mr. Allyn said. "It's good to remember what life is like at 23 or what life is like at 27."

Living with others, his example suggests, keeps you limber.

(this is also the second, parenthetical article i mentioned wanting to find in my last post: <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/05/my-love-affair-with-internets.aspx>)

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My Love Affair With The Internets

(aka, "So There")

people often ask me why i spend so much time online every day.

without even getting into
(a) official stuff like grad school communication, or
(b) unofficial stuff like how the facebook (hey, i was using it back in 2004, so i'm allowed to use the "the". shut up!) is a versatile connector, excellent timepass, and a research tool for my quarterly college magazine class notes, or
(c) just plain personal stuff like how craigslist made 2006 just about the best year ever,

i'd say the various miracles of google alone keep me coming back for more, several times a day.

... thinking out writ, and meeting new people, via blogger.
... stalking my stalkers using analytics.
... using a combination of maps and craigslist/the university housing website to look for apartments and compare the distances between them and my department.
... making sure i don't miss appointments using my beautiful.anal-retentive colour-coded calendar.
... following blogs with reader (which reinvented itself a few months ago and is today far more usable than bloglines, imho, although where oh where is the google usp of full searchability?!)
... posting photos for specific people's viewing pleasure on picasa (1GB for photos alone? rock on!)
... staying in touch with 2005 leadership using groups.
... gchat/gtalk. gotta love the little green bubbles!
... gmail. now that's an "enough said", right there.

i don't even use docs and spreadsheets or notebook to their full capacity. perhaps i should start!

(no, they aren't paying me to say this.)

but now, ta da, there is the mother of them all: web history <http://www.google.com/history>. it's quite a concept, the sort of thing you wish you could use retrospectively on your entire life so you could always recall. i haven't used it much yet, but i suspect i will start in the very near future.

because today, there was the following.

see, i subscribe to <www.dailycandy.com>, to which i was introduced by darling evelyn a year or so ago. i'd been off the 'candy for a few months after moving back to india, but after i confirmed that US grad-school-ness would be happening in the near future, i got back on asap.

now, a few days ago, i remembered that i had read an article in the new york times, at some point in the past year or so, which talked about a candy-like service or website, or something. and i wanted to re-read the article online.

(note to self: there's also another article i read around the same time about youngish new yorkers living in large clusters in manhattan... and i kept conflating it in my head with this other candy-esque-service article. poo. must look it up soon!

update: friday, may 4, 2007, 2:42 am/2:54 am:

found it. i am just that good. check it out, here: <http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/realestate/10habi.html> or in my next post at <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/05/blasted-housing-hunt.aspx>)

*cough*. so anyway, i kept thinking about the first article and this service at random times: in cabs on the way home, or while in french class, but never actually remembered to come home and look anything up. and it sat and sat on my head until finally, today, i thought, ok, let's google it.

but what to google? here's the beauty of the internets:

i knew my first search term would be "new york times". using the actual NYT site would prove fruitless, i knew, because they hide a significant part of their content, after a week or so of free reading, behind a paid archive subscription. of course, bloggers like myself will often copy+paste entire articles for the reading pleasure of the general public, so all it takes is a quick search to turn up the full text elsewhere. (also: google is more fun to use!)

so that first step was now taken care of. my thought process immediately after was to stick in the words "new york" as well, but googling "new york times" "new york" is like googling "sex" "women" -- too broad, in more ways than one :P so no.

but now what to do if all i could remember about the rest of the article was that it had to do with 2 new yorkers who started a tap-into-the-pulse-of-the-youth type service and made it big? i racked my brains harder. oh, i remembered, there was talk of a san francisco edition. so in went "san francisco".

i thought about putting in the word "pulse", but i wasn't sure if that was the name of the service or not, so i left it out.

then i recalled, randomly, that the article mentioned a gong being struck after an edition had been completed (must have been some sort of new age management reward technique... who knows?, it's new york...), so i put in "gong" as well.

too many articles about the falun gong. no thoughts on what else might have been in the article (drat that other interfering one about the real estate crunch!) desire for instant search gratification. so, finally, legerdemain: this service was a written, quite possibly emailed thing, so it must have an "editor".

voilà: <http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/10/magazine/10flavorpill.html>

flavorpill -- that's it!

(thank you, google, i think silently for the nth time this millennium.)

September 10, 2006

Virtually Cool

By CHIP BROWN

If you’re not reading this on a screen, if you don’t have a blog, if your phone is still leashed to a wall, if time has cruelly removed you from the 25-to-34-year-old age bracket beloved by advertisers, you probably missed the book party at the TriBeCa Cinemas in July. The author of the hour was Chris Anderson, who after the drinks entertained the crowd with a simulcast PowerPoint lecture on the topic of his new best seller, “The Long Tail,” which describes how the chokehold of mass culture is being loosened by the new Internet-enabled economics of niche culture and niche commerce.

The party was sponsored in part by a small SoHo-based new-media company called Flavorpill, which produces free e-mail magazines and weekly event guides for New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago and London. (Soon to come are editions for Austin, Miami, Seattle and Boston.) Flavorpill’s number of subscribers has been doubling annually since the company started in New York six years ago, and now its family of 10 digital publications has 355,000 readers and projected revenues of $3.5 million this year. Such is Flavorpill’s trend-setting street cred that in some quarters its seal of approval is considered the equivalent of a papal blessing.

“We’ve been called the Condé Nast of e-mail,” says Sascha Lewis, a co-founder.

To whisk up the mood after Anderson’s economics seminar, Flavorpill brought in dance-punk disk jockeys, and from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. there was live music from bands your mother has never heard of, unless her iPod is unaccountably stuffed with booty rap by Spank Rock. Flavorpill also put together a “Tap the Tail” promotional CD of cutting-edge tunes, which staff members were handing out at the door — a far cry from the early days when the company’s brand-extension missionaries used to chalk the logo on the sidewalks of Union Square.

More than 1,300 people showed up at TriBeCa Cinemas; because the event had been “Flavorpilled” — that is, listed in Flavorpill’s New York City e-mail issue No. 318 — a lot of them were what Lewis and his partner, Mark Mangan, call “urban influencers.”

Anderson is such a creature himself — a regular reader of Flavorpill San Francisco, the city where he lives and works as the editor in chief of Wired magazine.

“It resonates with me,” he said when I asked why he likes it. “Why does anybody read anything?”

On one hand it makes perfect sense that Flavorpill would want to fete a book focused on a component of the company’s success. The efficiency with which information can be assembled and distributed on the Internet is the foundation of every digital-content company. Flavorpill created an audience by deftly exploiting a new medium. “In many ways,” Mark Mangan says, “what we’re doing with the events we list is the same as what Time Out New York, The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Village Voice and other publications are doing. But if you can’t click to a map of where the event is, if you can’t forward it to your friends, if you can’t send it to your cellphone, is it really that useful?”

On the other hand, part of Anderson’s Long Tail thesis is that the Internet is removing bottlenecks between supply and demand and establishing a market where “everything becomes available to everyone.” Unlike with archetypal Long Tail businesses like iTunes or eBay, the success of Flavorpill’s weekly e-mails has less to do with new digital efficiencies than with the classic distinctions of sensibility. Despite the founders’ professed desire not to cater just to a “clique of hipsters,” Flavorpill’s subscriber traffic, ad trade and growing cultural influence depend on the “cultural filtering” of staff members who would not have to change much if they wanted to attend Flavorpill’s ultracool Halloween party dressed as a clique of hipsters. The success of Flavorpill in defining what’s cool raises the question: How cool can anything really be if everyone knows about it?

It’s hard to think of things that are less dynamic than the production of a digital city-events guide, which is why Mark Mangan came to work one day with a hand-held Chinese gong. The editorial process at Flavorpill starts quietly each Wednesday morning, and stays quiet as the week unfolds, until Monday evening, when a series of ear-shattering gong strikes ceremoniously marks the moment each city’s week of “filtered cultural stimuli” is released to the tech leprechauns who then push the stuff onto the Net for subscribers to open on Tuesday afternoon.

The managing editors of each city edition live in the cities they cover, but Mangan and Lewis, the sales staff, the techies and the production editors who format and copy-edit the cultural stimuli are all based in New York. Headquarters is a 2,500-square-foot loft on Broadway, next door to the New York institute of Alfred Adler, the famous Freudian apostate whose cultural profile is sorely lagging Spank Rock’s, to judge from the 20-somethings at Flavorpill who had never heard of him. The office has the shoestring-chic of a college newspaper. There’s always music going — evidently nothing facilitates cultural filtration like minimalist German techno. Four clocks mind the time in Flavorpill cities. There is a bicycle by the fire exit, a conference room designed around a garage door and dozens of desks glowing with the flat-screen fire of Macs and PC’s. As for the Aeron chairs that were once de rigueur at digital media companies before the Internet bubble burst in 2000, there are just two, reserved for the head guys.

The week after the Long Tail party I followed the preparations for Flavorpill N.Y.C. No. 319. It was being edited, or “curated,” as they like to say, by the New York managing editor, Jake Lancaster, a tall 30-year-old Boston University graduate who got his start at Flavorpill a few years ago when, for joy not money, he reviewed the Brooklyn hip-hop artist Beans. Eventually he landed a gig as one of Flavorpill’s 12 full-time employees.

When he got to his desk that Wednesday, his e-mail in-box was swollen with potential listings, all of them tagged and routed by a proprietary content-management system built by Flavorpill and known, somewhat ominously, as the Tool. About half of the final cut of 25 items for the coming week would be gleaned from suggestions submitted by regular Flavorpill contributors, nearly all of whom were also writing for the joy of it, or — if they were young and aspiring journalists — for clips and contacts.

One possible No. 319 item caught Lancaster’s eye right away: an anniversary performance of “Asssscat” by the improv comedy group the Upright Citizens Brigade. It was sent in by longtime Flavorpill contributor Mindy Bond, who has a double life not atypical of Flavorpill contributors. At night she trolls obscure cultural tributaries; during the day she works in the main channel of the mainstream, in the speech-writing department of Time Warner. (“I look for events that are quirky or weird,” she told me later. “Or things that are going to catch on but haven’t quite. I steer away from things that are listed in The New Yorker. If something has the Flavorpill stamp, you know it is cool or interesting or funny or ahead of the curve and will attract people that have the same interests you do.”) Good comedy listings were hard to come by, and Lancaster quickly made Asssscat a finalist; it was knocked out at the last minute for technical reasons (Flavorpill e-mails don’t list shows that sell out before publication).

Done with the submissions in the Tool, Lancaster turned to sift through a long queue of e-mailed press releases and his massive list of venue Web sites. “We try to keep the issue a light read,” he said. “No one wants a novel in their e-mail.”

“What would never make the final cut?”

“Anything really really expensive,” Lancaster said.

“Anything at Madison Square Garden,” said Leah Taylor, the 22-year-old New York production editor who was sitting at the next computer, reading a British music Web site called This Is Fake DIY.

“Anything exceedingly banal,” Lancaster added. “There’s no point to listing a classic rock band that’s been around for 40 years, like the Allman Brothers. But an old lounge act we might list for the kitsch factor. Occasionally some venues will really surprise you. Like B.B. King’s. They’ll have a lot of incredibly cheesy stuff — Beatles brunches and terrible cover bands — and then they’ll have some crazy death-metal band. The tough thing is keeping track of nontraditional venues.”

In the course of the week I made a point of asking anyone I could what characterized the sensibility behind each week’s batch of filtered cultural stimuli. It proved a surprisingly hard needle to thread: a set of ineffable intuitions and aesthetic standards that seemed as nebulous as they were exacting. Possibly Flavorpill’s influence has less to do with what is on its menu than with the fact that the menu isn’t overstuffed with entrees. Flavorpill doesn’t take the Greek coffee shop approach and paralyze readers with a surfeit of options.

“I would say the primary focus is on emerging culture of all kinds,” said Jocelyn Glei, the 29-year-old group managing editor who oversees all five city guides, as well as the specialized magazines. “There aren’t really any parameters, the only overriding factor is that we really believe in the artist or the production — we really think something is great.” As an example of how Flavorpill draws from mainstream sources as well as cultural backwaters, Glei cited New York Flavorpill issues that listed both the conventional production of “The Importance of Being Earnest” at the Brooklyn Academy of Music and a production at the Brick Theater in Williamsburg of “The Kung Fu Importance of Being Earnest,” which hilariously stitched martial arts scenes into Wilde’s classic drawing-room comedy.

“I would say the aesthetic we uphold is always about our own canon,” said Lisa Rosman, a longtime contributor. “Either very new cultural trends or older ones that are vital to the ones that prevail at the moment. An example would be that we always highlight Gil Scott-Heron, even though he was a 60’s-70’s dude, since he pretty much helped launch hip-hop. Our aesthetic is mainstream indie, though we don’t admit it. It’s under the wire, but just. And the minute we report on it, its under-the-wire status is absolutely blown.”

As Flavorpill’s film editor, Rosman contributes to all the city publications, and she has developed a feel for the subtle regional differences. “Chicago has its own kind of hard-core R.&B.-inspired scene and an art scene inspired by both the Art Institute of Chicago and cheaper rents. L.A. has a refracted neon palm tree glam, which is a reaction to all that Hollywood veneer that wends its way into visual art especially, but also into music and all the retro-movie houses. London, well those kids have a jaunty charm I’ve yet to pin down.”

Every list item seems to entail a complex aesthetic calibration and raises the possibility that staff members who imagine themselves consummate indie hipsters may actually have an uncomfortable amount in common with mainstream dorks. Rosman told me that a few editors had a big debate about whether to list a Justin Timberlake concert. “The feeling was we couldn’t, because Justin Timberlake is not cool,” she said. “But everyone at Flavorpill secretly loves Justin Timberlake.”

Flavorpill’s founders, Mark Mangan, 35, and Sascha Lewis, 36, are both veterans of the first Internet boom. Mangan grew up in a Main Line Philadelphia suburb, the second of four kids. Having read “The Aeneid” in Latin at the Episcopal Academy, he thought he would be a scholar or a writer. But he showed an early knack for business, selling taffy out of his locker to his fellow fourth graders and turning the family basement into a profitable silk-screen T-shirt factory during high school.

“My mom is an accountant; she explained C.O.G.S. to me — cost of goods sold,” Mangan recalled one day over lunch at Barmarché in NoLIta. He was casually dressed, dark-haired, with friendly brown eyes and a delicate starfish of a scar on his forehead, a result of a car crash in the family Volvo when he was 5.

At the University of Vermont, Mangan studied English and French; he spent a year in Paris reading philosophy and literature at the Sorbonne and bartending in the Paris branch of Cactus Charly.

Back home after graduation, he took the LSAT but decided not to follow his father and his older brother, Mike, into a law career. A friend had given him a 1993 report on the growth and future of the Internet. He was inspired to dig out his dad’s I.B.M. desktop computer and start poking around online.

In 1995 he landed a job as a Web consultant, and a year later, with Jonathan Wallace, he wrote a well-received book, “Sex, Laws and Cyberspace.” In 1998, as the frenzy of the Internet land rush was cresting, he set out to stake a claim with his own lifestyle e-commerce business. He was looking for capital when he bumped into Lewis, whom he had known through a mutual friend since college.

Lewis, unlike Mangan, had no itch to homestead in cyberspace. He grew up on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, with an older sister. His mother worked as a child therapist; his father founded the New York-based Touchstone Center for Children. Lewis was 11 when they divorced. He played baseball and basketball at the Walden School in New York. During the winter of his senior year, he worked as the ball boy for the New York Knicks. He occasionally got to shoot around on the floor of Madison Square Garden with visiting gym rats like Larry Bird and Isiah Thomas.

Today, with his hair gone, his athletic competitiveness tempered by age, a regular yoga practice and possibly the pacifying effects of a vegetarian diet, he still seems driven — ready to dive for a loose ball. Two fixtures of his wardrobe are his white Royal Elastics sneakers and a colored terry cloth wristband.

After graduating from Union College in 1992, Lewis worked at a club called Mr. Fuji’s. “I loved night life,” he says. “I was always the guy in the group who takes charge of where we should go.”

A year later, he got into real estate and in 1995 started his own company, but the unutterable bliss of finding apartments for supermodels like Linda Evangelista wasn’t what he had in mind when he recalled his boyhood desire to change the world. Neither was e-commerce. He didn’t own a computer; he knew virtually nothing about the Internet. But anything was better than haggling with landlords, and when he heard Mark Mangan’s pitch, he agreed to put up $10,000 and join the team.

Netsetgoods.com opened in December 1998. The e-shelves were stocked with pashminas from India, watches from Japan, one-strap messenger bags from France. Within 18 months the company had customers from all 50 states and 15 countries and notices from all the major style magazines. Revenues peaked at $300,000 a year.

Then, in March 2000, the Internet bubble burst.

“We just never got the bird off the ground,” says Mark’s brother, Mike Mangan, who was the company’s lawyer.

In the final months before Netset folded in October 2000, the would-be e-commerce moguls sent out e-mail messages to New York Netset customers and people on party lists from the first dot-com boom, when there was an event nearly every night for digital workers eager to relax after a hard day burning venture capital.

The first e-mail message was dispatched on July 11, 2000. With four plain-text items separated by asterisks, the visual presentation was on a par with the wire-service telexes that rattled out the news of Nixon’s resignation in 1974. But the reception was good. So they did one the next week, and another the week after that. When they stopped moving merchandise, Mangan and Lewis thought they might make a go moving cultural advisories instead.

“We had no capital,” Mangan recalls. “No business plan, no model. But we had a growing publication that people were digging, so we said to each other, ‘Let’s just push forward, see how far we can take this.”’

Needing a name, they came up with Flavorpill after three days of brainstorming, convinced that the image of a mouthwatering capsule of culture outweighed the unwanted drug connotations. They registered the domain name that September.

“I wrote the first six months of Flavorpill New York in my kitchen and then e-mailed it to Mark,” Lewis told me. “For three and a half years I don’t think I went to bed once before 2 a.m. on Monday night. Our parents were like: ‘What are you guys doing? You’re college graduates and you’re sending out e-mails?’ My girlfriend at the time would ask for rent, and I would say, ‘Sweetie, it’s just around the corner.”’

Lewis put the $200 monthly Web hosting bill on his Visa card, and took work D.J.-ing at clubs. Mangan scraped by doing Web consulting. Will Keh, a friend they had in common, lavished them with leftovers from his catering company.

In April 2001 they sent out the first issue of Flavorpill that contained graphics. Cover art — original paintings and graphics offered by artists eager to publicize their work — would eventually become a Flavorpill trademark, as would the clean color-shot layout. And then in January 2002 they were able to replace the line of asterisks that delineated the days of the week in their very first e-mail with banner ads from an advertiser. Bloomberg, the news and financial information company founded by the new mayor of New York, bought five weeks of ads for $4,000 per week. Over the next three years Flavorpill would maintain the practice of selling each issue exclusively to one advertiser — companies like Nokia, BMW, Anheuser-Busch — but the rates would rise to $18,000 per issue, about 7 to 10 times the cost of an ad on a mainstream portal like Yahoo. Signs that they had some traction with their audience were springing up everywhere.

“We had club owners starting to call us up and ask, ‘Can you not list us?”’ Mangan told me.

A striking example of Flavorpill’s influence was the company’s collaboration with the Guggenheim Museum. Last year the museum began throwing a D.J. party in the Guggenheim rotunda on the first Friday of the month. The idea was to get a younger crowd of potential new members into the museum after hours. An e-mail press release from the Guggenheim arrived at Flavorpill.

“I had never heard any of their D.J.’s,” Lewis says. “I offered to help. I thought what we would get out of it would be media content, branding and a level of respect with the artistic community.”

“They brought in Diplo,” recalls Julia Brown, the museum’s manager of membership. “We had no idea this guy was the biggest thing since sliced bread.” The museum had been averaging 1,500 people; Diplo turned out nearly twice that number.

In retrospect, that primitive e-mail message Lewis and Mangan first sent out in July 2000 was an uncanny template of the future. It lacked the elegant Flavorpill graphics and the embedded hypertext links that now make each e-mail magazine a springboard to the fathomless esoterica of the Web. But the essential form was there from the start: the brief, superpositive event descriptions with the accent on why readers had to go; the ticket giveaways for added inspiration; the when-and-where info; the scope of venues that included New York’s outer boroughs; the viral marketing and community building embedded in the opportunity to “add a friend” to the e-mail list. Most important, Lewis and Mangan’s initial effort contained an appeal to readers to submit items of what they thought was must-see culture. Soliciting help was hardly an original idea — Tom Sawyer used the same tactic to get his fence painted — but it worked like a dream, providing fresh proof that if you get people excited about a job, they might well do it free.

When Monday arrived, one of the important cultural filterers was missing. “Leah’s home with pinkeye,” said Jake Lancaster. “But she’s working remotely.”

Lancaster was writing the introductory summary of the week. Each Flavorpill issue has a loose theme — Breezy Flavor, Profligate Flavor, Fecund Flavor — and with the Middle East exploding, the one he came up with for No. 319 was Discordant Flavor.

Leah Taylor being off-site meant that her boss, Jon Schultz, the 29-year-old group production editor, would have to pick up the slack. At the moment he was putting in some special coding so that spam filters would not reject a Flavorpill issue containing a word that would make your mother blush. Profanity is generally discouraged, but when writers are working free, you indulge them when you can.

When the San Francisco edition was done, Gerry Mak, the production editor, picked up the Chinese gong and whaled on it with a mallet.

“Woo-hoo!” said Jocelyn Glei, knocking fists with Mak. She turned back to proofreading, finding a space that needed to be closed up between a word and an ellipsis.

One by one, as London, L.A. and Chicago were wrapped, city production editors rose and trooped to the gong. Whether they whacked it once or twice, or apologetically, or vigorously, or with a demented zeal, the crescendo of sound cut through the minimalist German techno like Patton’s Third Army, lending texture and drama to the invisible rush of bytes.

Finally Schultz stood up. New York No. 319 was done. “Bring me the mallet!” he said.

Two days later I stopped by Mark Mangan’s apartment in the East Village, a 15-minute walk from his office. He brought some beer up to the roof, where there were a couple of chairs and a view.

Somehow time had carried him beyond the demographic center of his audience, more than half of whom were between 25 and 34. And he was looking in from the outside in other ways, being in the business of telling people where they could go but hardly ever getting out himself.

“It’s a little bit the story of the cobbler’s son — you know, he’s the one who doesn’t have any shoes,” he said.

Work was always on his mind. New cities beckoned, potential Flavorpills for Berlin, Tokyo, São Paulo, Toronto. It was possible that in a few years they could have three million readers. Every day he scanned a hundred Web sites, he read 200 to 300 e-mail messages. Six years on, the company was finally hitting its stride; they had turned down buyout offers.

“Now is when then fun begins,” he said.

More than once both Mangan and Lewis told me that their ambition was “to raise the water level of good culture,” as if buried in Flavorpill’s consumerist approach — in the trivial hedonism of any list of things to do — was a reformer’s agenda. Set aside that cultures are defined as much by what people detest as what they love. Week after week Flavorpill finds things to praise in the seemingly quixotic hope that the heavy lifting of cultural improvement might be accomplished through the rigor of a rosy focus.

The sun was long gone when we climbed down the stairs from the roof. It was a blistering night in the East Village. Mangan flipped open his cellphone. On the screen were the Flavorpill suggestions for that Thursday, fed to his phone by Dodgeball.com. He scrolled down the list. There was an Okkervil River concert at Castle Clinton. Missed that. At the Prospect Park Bandshell Yo La Tengo was performing their original score for eight documentary short films by the “surrealist aquanaut Jean Painlevé.” Missed that too. The Canada Gallery was featuring a group show led by Jim Drain, who was known for his “patchwork totem-sculptures that exude alien cool.” Too late again. The Great Villains in Cinema at Brooklyn Academy of Music? Not tonight. He shrugged. No matter. There was a feast out there, and something with his name on it was sure to turn up soon.

Chip Brown, a contributing writer, last wrote for the magazine about a former Taliban official studying at Yale.

yes, i am an information/internet geek. but "online" is such a great way to record everything that i just can't help myself. i am that demographic, the sort which leads someone like rashmi bansal to say, at <http://www.tehelka.com/story_main29.asp?filename=hub050507No_Country.asp>, that:

Every generation is different in a single, definitive way. My parents learnt English as a language. I think in it. We still see the Internet as a utility. The younger generation lives in it.

and yes, i realize that looking at the world through just one lens can distort your vision, but when was the last time you used a search engine that wasn't google? come on, you have to admit: they've got it down. they make your life easier.

more generally, when was the last time you wrote a letter? i'll give you that they're fun to receive and that good penmanship is on the way out, which sucks, but it's far quicker, cheaper and easier to do email.

when was the last time you looked in the world book instead of wikipedia? i'll give you that there are some inaccuracies, and that purebred academics consider citizen-gathered knowledge to be the scourge of good research, but it's a good starting point, and there's so much out there to read and learn and know, too, that you are helped immensely, rather than detracted or hindered, by the hyperlinks.

when was the last time you did just one organizational/communication type thing at a time? i agree that it's good to focus, but you can be organized and multi-task at once while sitting at the computer! (cc and bcc, anyone?)

when was the last time you met someone new just by reading his or her words in print (in the newspaper, in a book, whatever)? i'll give you that there are some sketch-tastic people online, but there are some perfectly normal ones, and the ones you know in person aren't always that cool anyway. plus, hey, i'm online too, and i'm not bad! [i'm just drawn that way.] (<-- if you don't get it, google it.)

so for several reasons, my unabashed answer to the doubters is: why not?!

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Word Of The Day

dishabille (dɪsə'biːl, -'bɪl):

the state of being in undress. reflective of the fact that summer is here!


the un-word of the day, for udayan's etymological edification:

irregardless:

Chiefly N. Amer.

In non-standard or humorous use: regardless.

1912 in WENTWORTH Amer. Dial. Dict. 1923 Lit. Digest 17 Feb. 76 Is there such a word as irregardless in the English language? 1934 in WEBSTER (labelled Erron. or Humorous, U.S.). 1938 I. KUHN Assigned to Adventure xxx. 310, I made a grand entrance and suffered immediate and complete obliteration, except on the pay-roll, which functioned automatically to present me with a three-figure cheque every week, ‘irregardless’, as Hollywood says. 1939 C. MORLEY Kitty Foyle xxvii. 267 But she can take things in her stride, irregardless what's happened. 1955 Publ. Amer. Dial. Soc. XXIV. 19, I don't think like other people do and irregardless of how much or how little dope would cost me [etc.]. 1970 Current Trends in Linguistics X. 590 She tells the pastor that he should please quit using the word ‘irregardless’ in his sermons as there is no such word. 1971 M. MCSHANE Man who left Well Enough iv. 96 The sun poured down on Purity irregardless of the fact that it received no welcome.

the fact that it exists in the dictionary does not mean it's correct usage. get with the program.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

There But For The Grace Of God Go I

hillary's husband, and autobiography, and decisions, and graduation speech, have been fodder for thought for decades now. i really admire her straight-backed resistance to all the critiquing. and i'm thrilled to be following in her footsteps in what is absolutely still a man's world. (don't bother to challenge this. i just need to listen to all the crap on evening tv about maaykas and sasuraals and the fine line between bahurani/naukrani, or read a single classified ad for a pretty female secretary for a front office with predominantly male clientele, for all the verification i need.)

because i, who am by all accounts eloquent, confident and unabashed, definitely feel various kinds of pressure as a woman. not in the way of "wow, you got into stanford and yale and penn", because thankfully we are past that stage in the patriarchal history of higher education. and not in the way of seeking out and feeling victimized by misogynistic pronouns in biology articles (as others have been known to do.) but in the way of "wow, how many languages did you say you speak? what exactly would you need them for?" or "wow, you're 24 and starting a ph.d. and not planning to get married anytime soon?" or "ermm, are you sure you want to wear that tank top out on the streets of bombay?"

that much is bad enough. i wonder what i would do in the face of all the sexist investigations into the minutiae of my life. barack has certainly had a far less media-scrutinized career than hillary -- no unnecessary commentary about the colour of his suits, no prolonged conjecture about how he is so different yet so representative of a generation, no personal college classmate interviews (although the NYT did do a piece about his stellar career at harvard law) and certainly no widespread soliciting of opinions on his marriage.

i think "i'm offended". but i'm also darn proud.

<http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/14/us/politics/14wellesley.html>

Wellesley Class Sees ‘One of Us’ Bearing Standard

By TAMAR LEWIN
Published: April 14, 2007

For her Wellesley classmates, Hillary Clinton’s quest to become the first female president is a generational mirror. Some like what they see; others are less certain.

They were there for her fiery commencement speech, delivered at the height of the Vietnam War, when she described her class’s search for a “more immediate, ecstatic and penetrating mode of living” and said that every protest was “unabashedly an attempt to forge an identity in this particular age.” The speech landed Hillary Rodham in the spotlight as a celebrated archetype of a new generation of women.

“We were very proud of her: she was a feminist; she was outspoken,” said Jane Moss, a classmate who now teaches French at Colby College. “Hillary was speaking for all of us, for a generation that felt we weren’t being heard.”

From their days at Wellesley, where they attended Wednesday teas and fought to end parietal hours and curfews, to their pioneering careers in law, academia and science, the 400 members of that Class of 1969 have been marked by the profound shift in women’s roles that accompanied their coming of age.

Throughout their journey, Hillary Rodham Clinton has been both a standard-bearer and a touchstone to measure themselves against.

They have winced at her struggles over how to be a modern first lady and her marital humiliations, rejoiced with her election to the Senate, puzzled over how her guarded and cool political persona is so different from the warm, funny and outspoken woman they know.They still see her as the thoughtful friend who called every week after a husband died, or wrote a charming note about the birth of a grandson.

And some are raising money or volunteering in Mrs. Clinton’s effort to become the first woman elected to the White House.

“Just knowing that one of us is trying to be the first woman president is a kick in the butt,” said Jayne Abrams, executive director of a Pennsylvania nonprofit group, “enough to keep you going at an age when some of us might be thinking of slowing down.”

Mrs. Clinton’s struggles as the first woman in her Arkansas law firm, and then first lady of Arkansas resonate with her classmates, too, in their own battles as “first woman” in workplaces dominated by men, trying to navigate what now seem like quaint battles over whether a woman can take a business trip with a man, or whether a pregnant professor should get tenure.

“When Hillary had the class reunion at the White House, there were 325 of us there,” said Catherine S. Gidlow, a lawyer in St. Louis. “I turned to someone and said, ‘I think there are 324 of us here who feel like failures,’ and she said, ‘No, I think there are 325 of us who feel like failures.’ ”

But if Mrs. Clinton is elected the first female president, it will represent an enormous success, the payoff for decades of campaigning, compromising and personal challenges.

“When she came to Maine campaigning for Bill the first time, she was very stylish, very blond, very thin,” said Nancy Wanderer, director of the legal research and writing center at the University of Maine law school. “It was like she was in a Halloween costume and I thought, ‘Who is that?’ She looks more natural now. I think she’s had to tamp herself down a lot, but now that Bill’s out of the White House, it’s her chance, and I think she’s just warming up.”

The ’60s still loom large in American politics, providing the underlying text, for example, in the last presidential campaign’s debate over President Bush and Senator John Kerry’s different records in the Vietnam War. Mrs. Clinton’s Wellesley senior thesis on Saul Alinsky, the radical Chicago community organizer, kept under wraps during the Clinton presidency, has been an endless source of fascination to her conservative critics.

On the cusp of seismic social change, and because of Mrs. Clinton, the class of 1969 has been much scrutinized. A book on the class, “Rebels in White Gloves: Coming of Age With Hillary’s Class — Wellesley ’69” (Times Books, 1999), found that most came from Republican families, with homemaker mothers, but that most had at some point outearned their husbands — all like Mrs. Clinton.

“We always felt a little special, because we were the ones who were there when all the rules changed,” said Susan Doull, who has lived in Europe for the last 20 years, running hotels. “We were the last class before Wellesley was diluted by men’s colleges like Yale going coed, and Wellesley was where we began to focus on the idea that we would have careers.”

It has not been easy to mesh the sense of unlimited possibility they got at Wellesley with the practical realities of being the first generation of professional women to enter the workplace en masse.

“I went to work for Citibank for two years after college,” Ms. Doull said, “and I was supposed to take a business trip with the officer I reported to, but his wife wouldn’t let him go with me, or he was afraid to tell her. I don’t think our daughters really grasp how different things were.”

Many of the women in the class have similar stories. Lawyers tell of using the back door or the freight elevator to attend meetings at men-only clubs. Academics described difficult fights for tenure.

“The French department had never had a woman in a tenure-track position when I got to Colby,” Professor Moss said, “and when I got pregnant before tenure, they literally didn’t know what to do. When I came up for tenure, my male colleagues voted against me and I got tenure, but you can imagine my feelings at department meetings for the next few years.”

Some of Mrs. Clinton’s classmates say they take personally criticism that she is “shrill” or “strident.”

“I hear these anti-Hillary attacks by men, especially right-wing men, and I feel like it’s just as much an attack on me,” said Cheryl Lynn Brierton, an in-house lawyer for the California courts. “It’s an effect of intelligence that you come across as intense, that you have strong views. I’ve always felt that the way she is singled out and attacked is very indicative of how society reacts to smart women.”

When she herself started working, Ms. Brierton said, she had to tone herself down and find a voice that would not be off-putting. So when she hears criticism of Mrs. Clinton, she said, “I’m constantly thinking, There but for the grace of God go I.”

Ms. Abrams, executive director of ParentWorks, a nonprofit parent-education and child-abuse prevention group based in Harrisburg, Pa., also identifies with Mrs. Clinton. “In my community, I think I’m perceived as Hillary-esque,” she said. “I talk too much, I advocate and my husband says he can’t take me anywhere because I’m always trying to raise money.”

Although she is a Republican, Ms. Abrams said she might well vote for Mrs. Clinton.

“She’s a brilliant charismatic woman,” Ms. Abrams said. “When we were in college, arguing about Vietnam, she knew what she was talking about, unlike the rest of us. She’s still brilliant, she’s still charismatic, but she’s also polarizing.”

Many of the Wellesley women have watched with sadness as the Hillary they knew changed from a passionate and outspoken figure to a more guarded and careful one as she put her husband’s political career first, campaigning at his side and then finding herself in uncharted territory as a new kind of first lady.

“What was striking even at Wellesley was Hillary’s boldness, her boundarylessness; she was way off the charts in being engaged in her community and in the world, taking personally what was happening and wanting to do something about it,” said Jan Piercy, a friend of Mrs. Clinton who was appointed United States executive director at the World Bank by President Clinton.

But, Ms. Piercy said, the boldness has been tempered. “If you spend all your adult life in the public eye,” she said, “you necessarily have to create a kind of protection, a caution, that will lead to the perception that you’re joyless or calculating or not spontaneous or Machiavellian.”

Eleanor Dean Acheson, the general counsel who was in the Clinton administration’s Justice Department, said Mrs. Clinton was only now emerging from her husband’s shadow.

“What people now perceive as Hillary’s distance, the criticism that she’s cold and calculating, and does nothing without a focus group, finds its root in that she has had to be, for 25 years, in the spotlight, and in the shadow of Bill,” Ms. Acheson said. “I think she’s going to get more relaxed as this campaign goes, and show more of the personal qualities her friends have always seen.”

Some of the classmates believe Bill Clinton’s 1992 campaign seared his wife, especially the attacks on her statements about not being “some little woman standing by my man like Tammy Wynette” or not having “stayed home and baked cookies.”

“When she saw that something as seemingly innocuous as that cookie statement set off such a firestorm, it took me by surprise and it must have taken her by surprise, too,” said Cheryl L. Walker, a literature professor at Scripps College. “I think her strong commitments are the same, but she is definitely savvier, more cautious, and probably more cynical, than she was then. And actually, when she published her recipe, I made it, and it became the standard in my house, the ones my children liked best.”

Catherine Neal Parke, an English professor at the University of Missouri, said she saw her classmate’s life as a political and domestic allegory.

“She goes to a women’s college, gives that gangbuster graduation speech, then goes to Arkansas, continues her career in the stellar way, makes more money than her husband, has only one child,” Ms. Parke said. “Then she becomes the first lady, makes the cookies remark, tries health-care reform, but when it doesn’t work, she has to become the housewife of the White House, because that’s the required persona. Now that her husband’s out, though, she can go back to pursuing her own career.”

Of the marriage, Mr. Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky and his impeachment, many classmates are reluctant to offer judgments. “I feel no need to draw any kind of conclusion,” Ms. Gidlow said. “It must have taken great perseverance to go on.”

Pamela C. Colony, a scientist who teaches at SUNY Cobleskill in upstate New York, said: “My husband thinks staying with Bill was a big mistake, but I have kind of mixed feelings. Part of me respects her for sticking with him, and part of me wonders why did she stick with him, was it for love-based reasons or political ones?”

Professor Colony and others sound rueful, too, about what they see as Mrs. Clinton’s political compromises. “She reaffirms for me the fact that as soon as you get into politics you have to compromise on your goals, if not your ideals,” the professor said. “It’s incredibly upsetting, but I think it’s a fact of life.”

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Visual DNA

finally, a classy, elegant and meaningful meme.

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Who Wants Columbia, Anyway?

the onion says it all!

(from: <http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28701>

Giant Cockroach In Bathroom 'A Harrowing,Kafkaesque Experience,' Grad Student Says

February 2, 2000 | Issue 36•03

NEW YORK–A routine toothbrushing turned into a profound exercise in nightmarish, existential horror Monday, when poverty-stricken Columbia University graduate student Marc Edelstein, 24, came across "the most gigantic cockroach this side of Gregor Samsa" in the bathroom of his one-room, walk-up efficiency.

"It was terrifying," Edelstein told colleagues at the Ivy League university's English department shortly after the encounter with the giant cockroach. "Every day, I can't believe I am living in that apartment. The humiliations society forces me to undergo, just to get my stupid Ph.D, defy all rational, intellectual thought. Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning and see the squalor in which I live, it feels as if I've somehow found myself on trial before a group of faceless, bureaucratic agents for some horrible crime I didn't commit, and no one will even explain to me what my crime was."

Edelstein, whose combined rent and tuition far exceed his meager earnings from work-study grants and a part-time job as a teaching assistant, has struggled with an insect problem ever since moving into the 108th Street and Broadway apartment in the fall of 1997.

Edelstein called the cockroach "a deeply disturbing symbol of the alienation and pain seemingly inherent in every aspect of modern grad-student life." What's worse, he said, the enormous insect so paralyzed him with "intense, soul-searing fear" that he was unable to kill it before it escaped down the drain.

"This wretched, prehistoric creature," Edelstein said, "has survived to torment me anew another day–a day of reckoning that, although I know in my heart is soon to come, I am nonetheless powerless to prevent."

The doctoral candidate is no stranger to hardship. In March 1999, Edelstein called his part-time job at the hot-dog eatery Gray's Papaya "a vision of underpaid, overworked, meat-flinging degradation and brutality that I dare say would not be out of place within the pages of Upton Sinclair's The Jungle." Despite mounting student-loan debts, Edelstein quit the food-service job in August 1999 in "a vitriolic burst of invective and abuse rivaling the most impassioned deliverances of Alexander Pope."

Edelstein has also suffered "innumerable indignities" at the hands of his landlord, Randy Bosio, whom the tortured scholar described to his dissertation advisor as "a fetid, shambling, coin-rattling wraith of a man who brings to mind one of the more unsavory, shadow-dwelling denizens of Dickensian London." On other occasions, Edelstein has likened his landlord to one of the nightmarish "Mugwump" creatures from William S. Burroughs' Naked Lunch, claiming that Bosio's sole directive is "to attach himself to the flesh of the innocent and suck them dry."

Said Bosio: "Something about that kid just ain't right. Once, I let myself into his apartment when he wasn't home, just to fix the sink, and when he got back and found me there, he accused me of 'an Orwellian invasion of individual privacy,' whatever that meant."

Edelstein's woes were compounded last October, when his eight-month relationship with Meredith Astor, the 26-year-old daughter of prominent New York arts patrons James and Patricia Astor, ended in a devastating breakup, prompted by Meredith's shame over Edelstein's low social standing.

"It was your basic F. Scott Fitzgerald situation," said Edelstein officemate Howard Underwood, who started dating Astor shortly after the split. "After Meredith left him, he plunged into a turbulent maelstrom of drink and despair. Every night was a nonstop party, a denial-fueled attempt to escape the inevitable collapse of the artificial world he had created for himself, masking his inner desperation and decay under a superficial veneer of false, empty revelry."

"I had to start picking up some of his T.A. hours because he wasn't showing up for discussion section," said Underwood, who will marry Astor in June. "Pathetic, really, much like the eventual fall of the gilded, faux opulence of the Jazz Age."

"Meredith's WASP-y, socialite, upper-crust parents never approved of me," Edelstein said. "Tight-lipped, goyish, Edith Wharton archetypes. I know she never would have left me if it weren't for the mannered, insufferable manipulations of her high-society family. Hello? The novel of manners has long since been supplanted as a reflection of prevailing social mores, people!"

After enduring such "infernal, Dantean torments of the soul," Edelstein said the cockroach incident was "the last straw," prompting him to decide to leave Columbia.

"That's it. After staring down at the writhing legs of that foul, accursed insect, I felt the horror of the void permeating my being to its deepest core, and I realized I cannot go on here at Columbia," Edelstein told his mother during a long-distance collect call shortly after his run-in with the cockroach. "I'm transferring to the University of Mississippi. Flannery O'Connor says a good man is hard to find? Well, a good graduate program is hard to find! I know I said I'd never do it, and that if I had to live in a horrible redneck cesspool of a state like Mississippi, I'd become so estranged from my surroundings that I'd end up like that Eudora Welty character who lives at the post office, but I've had it with New York. I can't go on."

"I'm giving up. Do you hear me, O cold, unfeeling universe?" shouted Edelstein, standing atop his building's roof. "You've won, you impenetrable void of utter meaninglessness! You have destroyed me at last!"

"The horror... the horror..." he added.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Say What?

from an NYT article on the increasing ubiquity of advertising:
Last month, after some “Got Milk?” billboards started emitting the odor of chocolate chip cookies at San Francisco bus stops, many people complained, and the city told the California Milk Processing Board to turn off the smell.

from the first day of french class:
teacher: "when you think of french, or france, what comes to your mind?"
totally ghaat but very enthusiastic student: "the eiffel tower, and leonardo da vinci."

and from the talented hand of one ms. spacecoyote (<http://spacecoyote.com>): the simpsonzu! <http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46036660/>
(mirror pick@flick[r], in case she gets so popular the link dies: <http://flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/358155313/>)

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Would You Light My Candle?

task of the day (although i should probably have posted this on december 1):

<https://www.lighttounite.org>

i'm not usually one for this click-to-do-good type stuff, but this is a cause i feel strongly enough about to actually post here. you can raise a dollar for AIDS research in a couple of seconds by moving the match and lighting the candle. not too shabby.

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Catchy Holiday Tunes

with a bit o' butter chicken on the side:



too funny, yo! (especially the nosy in-laws... *giggle*)

for more info: <http://www.boymongoose.com/>

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Create Your Own South Park Character

i get to be a purple-backgrounded wavy-haired balloon-headed angel-winged stubby-legged kid with a halo and pearls.

pick@flick(r): <http://flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/296354083/>

(this is a very important undertaking that is entirely completely totally 100% related to my grad school applications. uhh, yeah.)

do it yourself: <http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/>

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Good Sense Finally Prevails

britney spears is getting a divorce from kevin federline (erstwhile backup dancer, rapper who performs to miserable crowds of 300 or less in new york city, father of four, campaigner for the restitution of the honour of the penny, and gold-digger extraordinaire); the republicans lose senate seats in 3 states, including rick santorum's in pennsylvania!; deval patrick is elected governor of massachusetts, and is the first african-american to hold that office in the 218-year history of the commonwealth; and i have finally started working on grad school applications en serio, having decided to put the mind-numbing GRE subject test behind me once and for all.

today is already a good day, and it's only 11 am.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

The Genius Of The Int@rweb

today has been a teh-internets-iz-loloxor day.

<http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/one-picture-every-day>
awesome.

<http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=328147>
yeah, stewie!

<http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=328392>
to[m]da cruise... superbly executed.

<http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=328084>
no idea who the dude is -- yeah, can you believe my knowledge of american pop culture is not exhaustive, even after a summer each at people and cosmo?! -- but the r2d2-as-grill thing is hilarious.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

A Tiny Little Wee Portion Of The Doctoring The English

my response to bombay addict's contest:

(Imagined response by a man to a shaadi.com posting.)

Hellow sweet Ms. Preeti,

Myself called as Raju, my pleasher to meet u. I am reading ur ad on the shaadi.com and getting very exited. U are matching all my martial needs. Also many other sweet pretty girls are not answering the my mails so I am having high hopes in your situation as I am only wanting girls of good background and pure culture only. Also on top of that ur good looks are very sweet and beautiful. Ur the wheatish complection is very nice nad sweet.

I am now wanting to make the frandship with u and soon after be making u my first and only wife as per proper Hindu customs and good Indian culture, and also I am hoping to be having many children soon soon. Myself MBA pass, having good features and decent family, vegetarian 54 170 carrier oriented. And nowadays so many girls are wanting such boys of more better quality no? I sure u will like me.

So following that please to be reverting at ur earliest convenience Preeti. My esteemed fly will be waiting impatiently to meet u. My email id is shahrukh_lower_420@hotmail.com. Please Preeti u are my last hope u must write back or I will suicide maa kasam I'm telling u now only for once and all I cant sleep in the night I am spending very much time in deep sadeness and wanting good wife and good life. So please respond.

Regards
Raju


(this post was not inspired by: a. my own sketchtastic online encounters with indian men purporting to be my raj; b. mangled letters to agony aunt columns in leading bombay newspapers; c. men named raju with whom i was supposed to go on blind dates. oh, no. not at all. i wouldn't poke fun at those things/people online. never ever. *giggle*)

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