Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bullseye Bridal

dailycandy <http://www.dailycandy.com> did a weddings-on-the-cheap special today -- RSVPs online, cupcakes instead of a three-layered white cream monstrosity, the whole shebang.

but, as someone who has lived in 2 cities now that have disproportionate quantities of bridal boutiques (replete with silent, desolate white window displays, and often showing off several dresses i don't think anyone in their right mind would buy) in their downtown neighbourhoods, what really surprised me was this:
<http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders/602-4643302-5076628?ie=UTF8&node=347006011>

izaak mizrahi wedding wear for under $100. not bad stuff, either. you can order online, with free shipping, and your choices even include a pantsuit in case you want to be all gender-neutral or business-like or whatevs.

wow. now that's the kind of wedding shopping i'd like to be doing. no bling, no crazy bills, no debt.

(i wonder what their return policy would be on this line... and how funny it'd be -- hypothetically, of course -- to see hungover brides coming in the next day to stand in the customer service line, tags still attached.)

(before anyone starts freaking out, no, i will not be picking out a dress to match the $42 ring i wrote about here last year <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/09/ring-of-truth.aspx>.)

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Life Can't Be That Bad

the last few weeks, i've been having bad hair day after bad hair day.

a) my new shampoo + conditioner combo, while it smells great, has undetermined effects on the sheen and bounce of my hair -- i'm testing it one more time, and if i see negative after-effects i'm taking it back to CVS for a refund.
b) the stress of the 50 book exam has been making my hair fall out in large quantities. (yes, even now. what, you thought everything would go back to normal as soon as i walked out of the slaughterhouse?) as someone who has always had thick, thick hair, i'm disturbed.
c) i haven't been swimming as much, but the chlorine is doing terrible things to my hair, i just know it. i've started wetting my hair pre-pool, and have even gone back to using dabur hair oil (i smell just like i did in school -- brahmiaamlakeshtel types!) but i don't know how much of an effect that's having yet.

but today, as i was standing on the steps outside the gym waiting for the shuttle so that i could get home, a random, mildly cute indian guy changed his trajectory down the stairs just so that he could stop by me, look me right in the eye, and say, "you have lovely hair."

... and voilà, life is good again!

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

God Is In The Rain

for my first ten days in my new apartment, i couldn't open any of the windows in my living room, as they had been painted shut by my landlord's apparently-unconcerned maintenance folk.

a considerate maintenance person came by and knifed them open this morning, about an hour ago. i jumped at the chance to get some fresh air by opening them all, propping one up precariously with a bug screen (there's no chain on the window to keep it open -- evidently my apartment windows have long been neglected!)

then, five or ten minutes ago, it started to thunderstorm. the air is cool, electric as i sift through my email. my living room and i are refreshed. grey skies or not, it will be a good day!

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

In Anticipation Of A Normal Life, Resumed

in 2 weeks i'll have moved into a new apartment *and* finished my 50-book exam.

i've been reading for the exam since memorial day (minus the several weeks in july that i was on vacation and at rare book school in charlottesville), so i've been feeling rather studious/nerdy/exhausted for weeks now. but the packing just began today, at full speed -- and already there are about 8 boxes worth of books/kitchen stuff/sweaters/linens/random trinkets sitting in my living room, waiting to be joined by the other 8 (and the 4 suitcases of varying sizes) that will get packed over the next ten days.

i can't wait!

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Thank God For Senuti

3188 songs, 10.2 days, 13.63 GB... all locked up, thanks to the fact that macs control ipods better than pcs do. maybe i was doing something wrong, but getting one's music off one's ipod is well nigh impossible on a mac -- just as is getting one's photos off one's sony digital camera without erasing the contents of the memory stick. it has something to do with the files being invisible, i think.

but then brian and adam told me about senuti ("itunes" in reverse -- genius, eh?). simple download, one-click install, native to mac, and easy as pie. it looks just like itunes, except that it works in the opposite direction, allowing you to (see large green arrow) transfer music to a hard drive.

i think i've made one gross mistake by not fiddling with the preferences, so that all my music is currently getting sorted by artist and album (so many folders! gah!), and i'm a teensy bit sad that my nice [artist] - track name.mp3 naming system has been replaced by a rather more primitive trackname.mp3 system, but these are the days of front-end-not-back-end computing, so who's complaining?! at least my beloved music is safe -- and i get to keep the ratings and the playlists, too!

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Monday, August 11, 2008

CityLurve: Philly (Redux), or: The Changing Eatery Scene In My 'Hood

admittedly, i've only lived in philly for a year... and i don't spend as much time exploring the city's culinary variety as i would like to.

but my most recent return to the city, after a month away (i was in bombay and charlottesville, which explains the radio silence on this blog), has been awesome, not only because it feels like a real homecoming, but also because i've noticed that change is on the food horizon.

it began earlier this summer, in fact. mid-may, i noticed that a large, empty ground-floor store on the same block as my new-apartment-to-be was getting frantically painted and polished. turned out it opened soon thereafter: the newest iteration of the green line café -- see <http://www.greenlinecafe.com/2008/06/new-green-line-on-locust-now-open.html> for the joyous news on the green line blog. it looks large, and welcoming, and it brightens up the whole block. i'm not a coffee drinker, but it looks like i'll have to start!

mid-last week, after my return, i was walking from the english department to the pool and noticed that the jeweller on 34th and walnut had finally closed while i was gone -- about time, as it had been threatening to do so all spring. coming in its place: the naked chocolate café (<http://www.nakedchocolatecafe.com>). excellent!

and then, as i found out on friday night while poking around centre city for outdoor-seating BYOB options, melograno (on 22nd and spruce) has just closed down (although apparently it will be reopening in the fall at 20th and sansom). to come in its place -- something called memé. if it's anything like its neighbourhood buddies audrey claire (<http://www.audreyclaire.com>) or tinto (<http://www.tintorestaurant.com>), or even its former avatar (which made up for its lack of website by having outdoor seating, accepting major credit cards, and serving up delicious mushroom-filled food), i will be pleased.

i like knowing where one might go to try out a particular cuisine/feature in philadelphia -- whether BYOB, or wine+cheese pairings, or ethiopian, or sushi, or most recently (after today's bout of research on yelp and citysearch), dim sum. (my answers: audrey claire/mercato, tria, almaz cafe, swanky bubbles, ocean harbour/joy tsin lau.) what's even better is the assurance that more good things keep happening in this town. bring it on!

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Monday, May 12, 2008

The Unthinkable

i'm no longer the kind of kid who's all anti-microsoft (being 25 means i don't have time for soapbox tirades -- and, cough, i now have a mac). but i was willing to give the free office substitute program a go, because it's, well, free.

but after neo-office shut down on me for the nth time, and i realized that my never-ending paper of doom (currently at 33 pages, without the 5 pages of images i need to stick in there) was going to be even longer and the formatting get all messed up when emily opened it with ms office, i decided it was time to succumb.

so: office 2008.

i never realized just how comfortable i am with word (as opposed to neo-office "writer"), even though it's the 2008 edition and i've hardly ever used it before. i also hadn't realized how much prettier it is than the no-frills, weird-buttons neo app.

*sigh of relaxation*

yes, dear readers, before you freak out, yes. yes. i sold my soul to the devil, and i'm ok with that. at least my headers (first page different) and my footnotes (all 40 of them, in times new roman 10 with superscript numbering and one space instead of one tab space between number and note) don't need to be individually formatted anymore.

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Rare Occurrences

today is february 29 -- in ian's words, a perfect day to do something i only want to celebrate every four years. i'm not sure what that might be, but i'll be sure to keep my eyes open the rest of the day for something fitting! (i missed the beautiful total lunar eclipse earlier this month... i'm sick of letting opportunities pass me by!)

in the meantime, it is worth mentioning that i spent most of this morning intensely stimulated by another most unusual experience: i sat in on a harvard business school class on corporate strategy. (yes, this is how i choose to spend my free time... bite me!) now, i understand that 80 minutes of class discussion on organizational and personal competitor analysis, payoff matrices, first-mover advantage, NPVs, pricing, and M&As could be terribly boring, especially if you haven't read the case beforehand or have no interest in british satellite tv penetration and media wars... but i understood most of it even with my bare-bones understanding of business strategy -- and i was even able to anticipate questions and make some sound decisions in my head as i listened. seriously, i enjoyed the punchy analysis, the professor's commentary and jokes, and the class dynamic (laughter! engaged participation! applause for prospies from the class of 2010! applause for the former microsoft employee who served as ad hoc tech support! applause for me, the class visitor! even applause for the "first yogurt analogy of the term"!) immensely.

maybe i should put aside my secret MBA and really apply to b-school. i'm sure i'd at least be able to write interview-worthy essays -- and hey, if things worked out, i'd get a terminal degree faster than the one i'm due from the program in which i'm currently enrolled ;-)

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Friday, November 23, 2007

More Thoughts On Shopping

(god, i feel like a freak discussing this girly stuff on a regular basis! see <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/11/everything-thats-right-with-world.aspx>, <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/09/ring-of-truth.aspx>, and <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/06/i-am-shopping-fiend.aspx> for just a sampling of what i'm talking about.)

we all know that spending money is addictive, especially in new york, which seems to practically pull money out of one's wallet. just ask anyone who's indulged in serious retail therapy, like, ever. for me, this time, the wallet was precisely the issue: the zipper on my old faithful (read: boring) tri-fold black wallet broke last week.

so, the mission: to go out and get a new wallet which would allow me to carry change along with credit cards, cash, cvs coupons, business cards etc.

preemptive strikes: nothing tri-fold. nothing too thick. nothing in a non-basic colour.

and then guess what i found? a chartreuse-green faux croc bi-fold with a big silver g [for, yes, you got it, guess] on the buckle. definitely not black, but small, and super freaking awesome, and on sale, too.

pick@flick[r]: <http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/2142927266>

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Love It!

gem from belle da costa greene, j. pierpont morgan's librarian and first director of the morgan library in nyc:

"Just because I am a librarian doesn't mean I have to dress like one."

some things never change!

i have already started working on my collection of blazers, cozy turtlenecks, and short skirts. i own both knee-high boots and mary janes. the librarian glasses are in place, and get regular lurrve from boys, academics, and random people on the street.

[now all that's left is the full-time job working for a manuscript-hungry bazillionaire with a vanity library building on the east side. yep, that would be the absolute perfect accessory ;-)]

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Everything That's Right With The World

or, finding deals at old navy.

earlier today my darling roomie and i went shopping so that she could buy a winter coat and stop freezing [and denying she does] every time she walks to school or back.

well, old navy was having an outerwear sale, so that was our first stop. she picked out a pretty, mildly puffy black weatherproof zipup jacket with a fur-lined hood. as she posed in front of the mirror, i poked around the jeans section trying to find some nice flared jeans for myself (2 pairs of levi's just don't do it for a girl in a capitalist economy!)

here comes the first awesome part of the afternoon: i went to try on 2 pairs of size 4 diva/flirt jeans, but they were too loose! usually i'm against the ridiculous dropping of sizes in the world of retail just to make people feel thinner, but this time (after all the ice cream i've been consuming) it felt great.

anyway, i went back to the shelves, but couldn't find a pair of the jeans i wanted (diva flares, which are apparently rare and don't even feature on the ads) in size 2. so i asked a sales associate for help, and she found me a pair in my size in about 3 seconds (even though it was on a hanger that said size 16). so that was rocking, too.

part 3: i tried them on, and they fit perfectly.

the pièce de résistance: i was talking to sandy while i stood at the check-out line to pay for them, so didn't really pay attention to the cashier when she took my credit card and announced the price to me. but when i went up to the little electronic tablet to sign for them, i saw this under "total": $6.97. not the $34.50 i'd seen on the label and decided to ignore because i liked them so much. that's right, just under seven dollars. for a limited edition pair of jeans.

you should have seen me grin.

(the icing was that sandy managed to find herself a pair in her size, too. so now not only did we both get the deal of the century, but we can match as we show off our steals!)

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Ever Get The Sense...

that this is the first day of the rest of your life?

today, i have that sense.

the sunrise was especially beautiful. i'm grateful i was up to see it, jetlag be damned. hello, philadelphia!

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

... Who's Roger?!

"welcome back to the game."

also, and more importantly: the cave, who's on first, integrals, arcade fire/bjork/crowded house, tiny bubbles, c&o, the ugliest sofa in the world, popped collars, hello mr. presumptuous, martin luther, photo booth...

someone owes me some quiche, too.

(if this reads like gibberish, it's because the whole damn thing doesn't make any sense. and yet... so good!)

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Acronym Of The Summer

posslq -- persons [of] opposite sex sharing living quarters

my posslq (pronounced poss-el-queue) is cute, sweet, intelligent, funny, a good listener, a total nerd/geek, and a snazzy dresser... and an ice cream fan just like me.

remind me again: why am i leaving virginia in a week?

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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Withdrawal

i will unashamedly admit to a recently-developed grey's anatomy addiction; for days on end, i'd get home from work, race through dinner, and sit down in front of the idiot box with a spoon, a tub of ben and jerry's, and a goofy grin on my face. laugh, all you disbelievers, laugh away. you're missing out on the good stuff. short story is that i was intimately involved with the cast of grey's... not only because they're fun, but also because they're more screwed up than your average fictional television characters, and that's a good thing, even if their scenarios and behaviour are beyond believable. [ain't nothing wrong with my occasional incredulous outbursts at said fictional characters, either, and don't you tell me there is!]

serious complications have arisen in the last few hours, however: i just spent this afternoon watching the ridiculously awesome season 2 finale (that apparently 22 million people watched when it first aired... where on earth was i?! being a tv snob, i bet!)

so what the hell am i going to do with my time and mental energy now?! season 3 is only out on dvd in early september! that's months away! i think i need to pay a visit to akhila's dvd guy when i get back to bombay, and see if something can't be done about advance viewings before season 4 goes on the air....

psst: on the eternal question of mcsteamy or mcdreamy, i say mcvet, all the way! chris o'donnell may not be matt damon, but finn is definitely cute, and smart, and sensitive, and committed, and a far better deal than smug, arrogant, irresistible but dangerous derek (patrick dempsey), with the beguilingly kind blue eyes and the somehow-hot russell crowe hairstyle and the inability to decide once and for all between his lovely redhead wife and the needy blonde intern waif who shares his dog. (what does this say about my choice in men in real life, i wonder? but then, who needs men when you have grey's?)

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I Am A Shopping Fiend

in the last week -- because i have been on vacation -- i've sauntered in and out of dozens of stores of all kinds. these include h&m, the gap, lush, linens 'n' things, borders, payless shoe source, target, conway, marshalls, wal-mart, cvs, the yankee candle company, shoe mania, fortunoff, cliquer's herald square, dsw, best buy, old navy, the sony style store, macy's, urban outfitters, the apple store, strand, ann taylor loft, and random furniture stores (plus makeshift stalls on manhattan street corners). i actually bought stuff at many of these places; other visits were for pure diversion.

(needless to say, my credit card bills are... interesting. i feel insane. i've never shopped this much in my life!! hello, after-effects of blatant capitalism and shrewd marketing.)

to make matters worse, i am online at 3 am clicking through websites and daydreaming about accessorizing: <http://www.ikea.com>, <http://www.pier1.com>, <http://www.overstock.com>, <http://www.homegoods.com>, <http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com>, <http://www.target.com>, <http://www.fabindia.com>... oh god.

(ps, perhaps this selection of stores websites does not quite match your own tastes, and you think i must be a crappy dresser and decorator because of my choices. but i'll have you know i have a martha inside me, too; i am just a shopper on a budget with a pretty little apartment to decorate, and a unique dress sense. and since i am given to want many things at one time, i do better when i save while spending. so perhaps i am not a fiend who is given to ridiculous splurges, but i am a fiend nonetheless!)

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Pretty Pretty!

(twice, because it has two dials!)

i am now the owner of this beautiful object:

<http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/522739219>

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The New "It" Meme

everyone on facebook for some reason suddenly seems to be involved in finding out how, if he or she were a word, he or she would be defined in the dictionary.

so i, dutiful facebooker that i am, went to the quiz, at <http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html>, typed in my full name, and pressed the enticing, rather excited little "find out!" button.

it told me i am "a dance involving little to no clothing".

which sounded great, until i decided to experiment with the sanctity of the definition by pressing the back button and clicking "find out!" again.

this time i was "a person who falls into an outhouse and dies".

not so hot, because one of my friends has already been defined like that. it makes me sad to think that memes have finite sets of possible answers. i want a unique unnecessarily-sexed-up self-definition, thank you very much.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Still Got Game

wow, it's almost 4 am. that means the battle was on for over an hour.

i lost my queen early in the game, and for a long while there thought i was totally screwed.

but in the end, even though it took 72 moves (we're no pros): checkmate, baby.

pick@flick(r): <http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/490441018>

White: [redacted]
Black: wzlychica5
(that would be me)

1. d2-d4 e7-e6
2. g1-f3 f8-b4+
3. c2-c3 b4-a5
4. h2-h4 g8-f6
5. d1-d3 o-o
6. h4-h5 d7-d5
7. g2-g3 f6-g4
8. c1-g5 d8xg5
9. f3xg5 c8-d7
10. f1-h3 f7-f5
11. f2-f3 g4-f2
12. e1xf2 a7-a6
13. c3-c4 b8-c6
14. b1-c3 c6-b4
15. d3-d2 d5xc4
16. d4-d5 e6xd5
17. c3xd5 d7-c6
18. d5-e7+ g8-h8
19. h3xf5 f8xf5
20. e7-g6+ h7xg6
21. h5xg6+ h8-g8
22. h1-h7 g8-f8
23. g5-e6+ f8-e7
24. d2-e3 b4-c2
25. h7xg7+ e7-f6
26. g7-f7+ f6xg6
27. g3-g4 f5xf7
28. e3-e4+ g6-f6
29. e4-f5+ f6-e7
30. f5-g6 a8-h8
31. a1-g1 h8-h2+
32. g1-g2 a5-b6+
33. e2-e3 c2xe3
34. f2-e2 h2xg2+
35. e2-e1 b6-a5+
36. b2-b4 a5xb4++

rematch tomorrow night, en vivo.

bring it.

***

update, friday, may 11, 2007:

the score is now up to 3-1. some people are clearly gluttons for punishment.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

My Love Affair With The Internets

(aka, "So There")

people often ask me why i spend so much time online every day.

without even getting into
(a) official stuff like grad school communication, or
(b) unofficial stuff like how the facebook (hey, i was using it back in 2004, so i'm allowed to use the "the". shut up!) is a versatile connector, excellent timepass, and a research tool for my quarterly college magazine class notes, or
(c) just plain personal stuff like how craigslist made 2006 just about the best year ever,

i'd say the various miracles of google alone keep me coming back for more, several times a day.

... thinking out writ, and meeting new people, via blogger.
... stalking my stalkers using analytics.
... using a combination of maps and craigslist/the university housing website to look for apartments and compare the distances between them and my department.
... making sure i don't miss appointments using my beautiful.anal-retentive colour-coded calendar.
... following blogs with reader (which reinvented itself a few months ago and is today far more usable than bloglines, imho, although where oh where is the google usp of full searchability?!)
... posting photos for specific people's viewing pleasure on picasa (1GB for photos alone? rock on!)
... staying in touch with 2005 leadership using groups.
... gchat/gtalk. gotta love the little green bubbles!
... gmail. now that's an "enough said", right there.

i don't even use docs and spreadsheets or notebook to their full capacity. perhaps i should start!

(no, they aren't paying me to say this.)

but now, ta da, there is the mother of them all: web history <http://www.google.com/history>. it's quite a concept, the sort of thing you wish you could use retrospectively on your entire life so you could always recall. i haven't used it much yet, but i suspect i will start in the very near future.

because today, there was the following.

see, i subscribe to <www.dailycandy.com>, to which i was introduced by darling evelyn a year or so ago. i'd been off the 'candy for a few months after moving back to india, but after i confirmed that US grad-school-ness would be happening in the near future, i got back on asap.

now, a few days ago, i remembered that i had read an article in the new york times, at some point in the past year or so, which talked about a candy-like service or website, or something. and i wanted to re-read the article online.

(note to self: there's also another article i read around the same time about youngish new yorkers living in large clusters in manhattan... and i kept conflating it in my head with this other candy-esque-service article. poo. must look it up soon!

update: friday, may 4, 2007, 2:42 am/2:54 am:

found it. i am just that good. check it out, here: <http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/realestate/10habi.html> or in my next post at <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/05/blasted-housing-hunt.aspx>)

*cough*. so anyway, i kept thinking about the first article and this service at random times: in cabs on the way home, or while in french class, but never actually remembered to come home and look anything up. and it sat and sat on my head until finally, today, i thought, ok, let's google it.

but what to google? here's the beauty of the internets:

i knew my first search term would be "new york times". using the actual NYT site would prove fruitless, i knew, because they hide a significant part of their content, after a week or so of free reading, behind a paid archive subscription. of course, bloggers like myself will often copy+paste entire articles for the reading pleasure of the general public, so all it takes is a quick search to turn up the full text elsewhere. (also: google is more fun to use!)

so that first step was now taken care of. my thought process immediately after was to stick in the words "new york" as well, but googling "new york times" "new york" is like googling "sex" "women" -- too broad, in more ways than one :P so no.

but now what to do if all i could remember about the rest of the article was that it had to do with 2 new yorkers who started a tap-into-the-pulse-of-the-youth type service and made it big? i racked my brains harder. oh, i remembered, there was talk of a san francisco edition. so in went "san francisco".

i thought about putting in the word "pulse", but i wasn't sure if that was the name of the service or not, so i left it out.

then i recalled, randomly, that the article mentioned a gong being struck after an edition had been completed (must have been some sort of new age management reward technique... who knows?, it's new york...), so i put in "gong" as well.

too many articles about the falun gong. no thoughts on what else might have been in the article (drat that other interfering one about the real estate crunch!) desire for instant search gratification. so, finally, legerdemain: this service was a written, quite possibly emailed thing, so it must have an "editor".

voilà: <http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/10/magazine/10flavorpill.html>

flavorpill -- that's it!

(thank you, google, i think silently for the nth time this millennium.)

September 10, 2006

Virtually Cool

By CHIP BROWN

If you’re not reading this on a screen, if you don’t have a blog, if your phone is still leashed to a wall, if time has cruelly removed you from the 25-to-34-year-old age bracket beloved by advertisers, you probably missed the book party at the TriBeCa Cinemas in July. The author of the hour was Chris Anderson, who after the drinks entertained the crowd with a simulcast PowerPoint lecture on the topic of his new best seller, “The Long Tail,” which describes how the chokehold of mass culture is being loosened by the new Internet-enabled economics of niche culture and niche commerce.

The party was sponsored in part by a small SoHo-based new-media company called Flavorpill, which produces free e-mail magazines and weekly event guides for New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago and London. (Soon to come are editions for Austin, Miami, Seattle and Boston.) Flavorpill’s number of subscribers has been doubling annually since the company started in New York six years ago, and now its family of 10 digital publications has 355,000 readers and projected revenues of $3.5 million this year. Such is Flavorpill’s trend-setting street cred that in some quarters its seal of approval is considered the equivalent of a papal blessing.

“We’ve been called the Condé Nast of e-mail,” says Sascha Lewis, a co-founder.

To whisk up the mood after Anderson’s economics seminar, Flavorpill brought in dance-punk disk jockeys, and from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. there was live music from bands your mother has never heard of, unless her iPod is unaccountably stuffed with booty rap by Spank Rock. Flavorpill also put together a “Tap the Tail” promotional CD of cutting-edge tunes, which staff members were handing out at the door — a far cry from the early days when the company’s brand-extension missionaries used to chalk the logo on the sidewalks of Union Square.

More than 1,300 people showed up at TriBeCa Cinemas; because the event had been “Flavorpilled” — that is, listed in Flavorpill’s New York City e-mail issue No. 318 — a lot of them were what Lewis and his partner, Mark Mangan, call “urban influencers.”

Anderson is such a creature himself — a regular reader of Flavorpill San Francisco, the city where he lives and works as the editor in chief of Wired magazine.

“It resonates with me,” he said when I asked why he likes it. “Why does anybody read anything?”

On one hand it makes perfect sense that Flavorpill would want to fete a book focused on a component of the company’s success. The efficiency with which information can be assembled and distributed on the Internet is the foundation of every digital-content company. Flavorpill created an audience by deftly exploiting a new medium. “In many ways,” Mark Mangan says, “what we’re doing with the events we list is the same as what Time Out New York, The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Village Voice and other publications are doing. But if you can’t click to a map of where the event is, if you can’t forward it to your friends, if you can’t send it to your cellphone, is it really that useful?”

On the other hand, part of Anderson’s Long Tail thesis is that the Internet is removing bottlenecks between supply and demand and establishing a market where “everything becomes available to everyone.” Unlike with archetypal Long Tail businesses like iTunes or eBay, the success of Flavorpill’s weekly e-mails has less to do with new digital efficiencies than with the classic distinctions of sensibility. Despite the founders’ professed desire not to cater just to a “clique of hipsters,” Flavorpill’s subscriber traffic, ad trade and growing cultural influence depend on the “cultural filtering” of staff members who would not have to change much if they wanted to attend Flavorpill’s ultracool Halloween party dressed as a clique of hipsters. The success of Flavorpill in defining what’s cool raises the question: How cool can anything really be if everyone knows about it?

It’s hard to think of things that are less dynamic than the production of a digital city-events guide, which is why Mark Mangan came to work one day with a hand-held Chinese gong. The editorial process at Flavorpill starts quietly each Wednesday morning, and stays quiet as the week unfolds, until Monday evening, when a series of ear-shattering gong strikes ceremoniously marks the moment each city’s week of “filtered cultural stimuli” is released to the tech leprechauns who then push the stuff onto the Net for subscribers to open on Tuesday afternoon.

The managing editors of each city edition live in the cities they cover, but Mangan and Lewis, the sales staff, the techies and the production editors who format and copy-edit the cultural stimuli are all based in New York. Headquarters is a 2,500-square-foot loft on Broadway, next door to the New York institute of Alfred Adler, the famous Freudian apostate whose cultural profile is sorely lagging Spank Rock’s, to judge from the 20-somethings at Flavorpill who had never heard of him. The office has the shoestring-chic of a college newspaper. There’s always music going — evidently nothing facilitates cultural filtration like minimalist German techno. Four clocks mind the time in Flavorpill cities. There is a bicycle by the fire exit, a conference room designed around a garage door and dozens of desks glowing with the flat-screen fire of Macs and PC’s. As for the Aeron chairs that were once de rigueur at digital media companies before the Internet bubble burst in 2000, there are just two, reserved for the head guys.

The week after the Long Tail party I followed the preparations for Flavorpill N.Y.C. No. 319. It was being edited, or “curated,” as they like to say, by the New York managing editor, Jake Lancaster, a tall 30-year-old Boston University graduate who got his start at Flavorpill a few years ago when, for joy not money, he reviewed the Brooklyn hip-hop artist Beans. Eventually he landed a gig as one of Flavorpill’s 12 full-time employees.

When he got to his desk that Wednesday, his e-mail in-box was swollen with potential listings, all of them tagged and routed by a proprietary content-management system built by Flavorpill and known, somewhat ominously, as the Tool. About half of the final cut of 25 items for the coming week would be gleaned from suggestions submitted by regular Flavorpill contributors, nearly all of whom were also writing for the joy of it, or — if they were young and aspiring journalists — for clips and contacts.

One possible No. 319 item caught Lancaster’s eye right away: an anniversary performance of “Asssscat” by the improv comedy group the Upright Citizens Brigade. It was sent in by longtime Flavorpill contributor Mindy Bond, who has a double life not atypical of Flavorpill contributors. At night she trolls obscure cultural tributaries; during the day she works in the main channel of the mainstream, in the speech-writing department of Time Warner. (“I look for events that are quirky or weird,” she told me later. “Or things that are going to catch on but haven’t quite. I steer away from things that are listed in The New Yorker. If something has the Flavorpill stamp, you know it is cool or interesting or funny or ahead of the curve and will attract people that have the same interests you do.”) Good comedy listings were hard to come by, and Lancaster quickly made Asssscat a finalist; it was knocked out at the last minute for technical reasons (Flavorpill e-mails don’t list shows that sell out before publication).

Done with the submissions in the Tool, Lancaster turned to sift through a long queue of e-mailed press releases and his massive list of venue Web sites. “We try to keep the issue a light read,” he said. “No one wants a novel in their e-mail.”

“What would never make the final cut?”

“Anything really really expensive,” Lancaster said.

“Anything at Madison Square Garden,” said Leah Taylor, the 22-year-old New York production editor who was sitting at the next computer, reading a British music Web site called This Is Fake DIY.

“Anything exceedingly banal,” Lancaster added. “There’s no point to listing a classic rock band that’s been around for 40 years, like the Allman Brothers. But an old lounge act we might list for the kitsch factor. Occasionally some venues will really surprise you. Like B.B. King’s. They’ll have a lot of incredibly cheesy stuff — Beatles brunches and terrible cover bands — and then they’ll have some crazy death-metal band. The tough thing is keeping track of nontraditional venues.”

In the course of the week I made a point of asking anyone I could what characterized the sensibility behind each week’s batch of filtered cultural stimuli. It proved a surprisingly hard needle to thread: a set of ineffable intuitions and aesthetic standards that seemed as nebulous as they were exacting. Possibly Flavorpill’s influence has less to do with what is on its menu than with the fact that the menu isn’t overstuffed with entrees. Flavorpill doesn’t take the Greek coffee shop approach and paralyze readers with a surfeit of options.

“I would say the primary focus is on emerging culture of all kinds,” said Jocelyn Glei, the 29-year-old group managing editor who oversees all five city guides, as well as the specialized magazines. “There aren’t really any parameters, the only overriding factor is that we really believe in the artist or the production — we really think something is great.” As an example of how Flavorpill draws from mainstream sources as well as cultural backwaters, Glei cited New York Flavorpill issues that listed both the conventional production of “The Importance of Being Earnest” at the Brooklyn Academy of Music and a production at the Brick Theater in Williamsburg of “The Kung Fu Importance of Being Earnest,” which hilariously stitched martial arts scenes into Wilde’s classic drawing-room comedy.

“I would say the aesthetic we uphold is always about our own canon,” said Lisa Rosman, a longtime contributor. “Either very new cultural trends or older ones that are vital to the ones that prevail at the moment. An example would be that we always highlight Gil Scott-Heron, even though he was a 60’s-70’s dude, since he pretty much helped launch hip-hop. Our aesthetic is mainstream indie, though we don’t admit it. It’s under the wire, but just. And the minute we report on it, its under-the-wire status is absolutely blown.”

As Flavorpill’s film editor, Rosman contributes to all the city publications, and she has developed a feel for the subtle regional differences. “Chicago has its own kind of hard-core R.&B.-inspired scene and an art scene inspired by both the Art Institute of Chicago and cheaper rents. L.A. has a refracted neon palm tree glam, which is a reaction to all that Hollywood veneer that wends its way into visual art especially, but also into music and all the retro-movie houses. London, well those kids have a jaunty charm I’ve yet to pin down.”

Every list item seems to entail a complex aesthetic calibration and raises the possibility that staff members who imagine themselves consummate indie hipsters may actually have an uncomfortable amount in common with mainstream dorks. Rosman told me that a few editors had a big debate about whether to list a Justin Timberlake concert. “The feeling was we couldn’t, because Justin Timberlake is not cool,” she said. “But everyone at Flavorpill secretly loves Justin Timberlake.”

Flavorpill’s founders, Mark Mangan, 35, and Sascha Lewis, 36, are both veterans of the first Internet boom. Mangan grew up in a Main Line Philadelphia suburb, the second of four kids. Having read “The Aeneid” in Latin at the Episcopal Academy, he thought he would be a scholar or a writer. But he showed an early knack for business, selling taffy out of his locker to his fellow fourth graders and turning the family basement into a profitable silk-screen T-shirt factory during high school.

“My mom is an accountant; she explained C.O.G.S. to me — cost of goods sold,” Mangan recalled one day over lunch at Barmarché in NoLIta. He was casually dressed, dark-haired, with friendly brown eyes and a delicate starfish of a scar on his forehead, a result of a car crash in the family Volvo when he was 5.

At the University of Vermont, Mangan studied English and French; he spent a year in Paris reading philosophy and literature at the Sorbonne and bartending in the Paris branch of Cactus Charly.

Back home after graduation, he took the LSAT but decided not to follow his father and his older brother, Mike, into a law career. A friend had given him a 1993 report on the growth and future of the Internet. He was inspired to dig out his dad’s I.B.M. desktop computer and start poking around online.

In 1995 he landed a job as a Web consultant, and a year later, with Jonathan Wallace, he wrote a well-received book, “Sex, Laws and Cyberspace.” In 1998, as the frenzy of the Internet land rush was cresting, he set out to stake a claim with his own lifestyle e-commerce business. He was looking for capital when he bumped into Lewis, whom he had known through a mutual friend since college.

Lewis, unlike Mangan, had no itch to homestead in cyberspace. He grew up on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, with an older sister. His mother worked as a child therapist; his father founded the New York-based Touchstone Center for Children. Lewis was 11 when they divorced. He played baseball and basketball at the Walden School in New York. During the winter of his senior year, he worked as the ball boy for the New York Knicks. He occasionally got to shoot around on the floor of Madison Square Garden with visiting gym rats like Larry Bird and Isiah Thomas.

Today, with his hair gone, his athletic competitiveness tempered by age, a regular yoga practice and possibly the pacifying effects of a vegetarian diet, he still seems driven — ready to dive for a loose ball. Two fixtures of his wardrobe are his white Royal Elastics sneakers and a colored terry cloth wristband.

After graduating from Union College in 1992, Lewis worked at a club called Mr. Fuji’s. “I loved night life,” he says. “I was always the guy in the group who takes charge of where we should go.”

A year later, he got into real estate and in 1995 started his own company, but the unutterable bliss of finding apartments for supermodels like Linda Evangelista wasn’t what he had in mind when he recalled his boyhood desire to change the world. Neither was e-commerce. He didn’t own a computer; he knew virtually nothing about the Internet. But anything was better than haggling with landlords, and when he heard Mark Mangan’s pitch, he agreed to put up $10,000 and join the team.

Netsetgoods.com opened in December 1998. The e-shelves were stocked with pashminas from India, watches from Japan, one-strap messenger bags from France. Within 18 months the company had customers from all 50 states and 15 countries and notices from all the major style magazines. Revenues peaked at $300,000 a year.

Then, in March 2000, the Internet bubble burst.

“We just never got the bird off the ground,” says Mark’s brother, Mike Mangan, who was the company’s lawyer.

In the final months before Netset folded in October 2000, the would-be e-commerce moguls sent out e-mail messages to New York Netset customers and people on party lists from the first dot-com boom, when there was an event nearly every night for digital workers eager to relax after a hard day burning venture capital.

The first e-mail message was dispatched on July 11, 2000. With four plain-text items separated by asterisks, the visual presentation was on a par with the wire-service telexes that rattled out the news of Nixon’s resignation in 1974. But the reception was good. So they did one the next week, and another the week after that. When they stopped moving merchandise, Mangan and Lewis thought they might make a go moving cultural advisories instead.

“We had no capital,” Mangan recalls. “No business plan, no model. But we had a growing publication that people were digging, so we said to each other, ‘Let’s just push forward, see how far we can take this.”’

Needing a name, they came up with Flavorpill after three days of brainstorming, convinced that the image of a mouthwatering capsule of culture outweighed the unwanted drug connotations. They registered the domain name that September.

“I wrote the first six months of Flavorpill New York in my kitchen and then e-mailed it to Mark,” Lewis told me. “For three and a half years I don’t think I went to bed once before 2 a.m. on Monday night. Our parents were like: ‘What are you guys doing? You’re college graduates and you’re sending out e-mails?’ My girlfriend at the time would ask for rent, and I would say, ‘Sweetie, it’s just around the corner.”’

Lewis put the $200 monthly Web hosting bill on his Visa card, and took work D.J.-ing at clubs. Mangan scraped by doing Web consulting. Will Keh, a friend they had in common, lavished them with leftovers from his catering company.

In April 2001 they sent out the first issue of Flavorpill that contained graphics. Cover art — original paintings and graphics offered by artists eager to publicize their work — would eventually become a Flavorpill trademark, as would the clean color-shot layout. And then in January 2002 they were able to replace the line of asterisks that delineated the days of the week in their very first e-mail with banner ads from an advertiser. Bloomberg, the news and financial information company founded by the new mayor of New York, bought five weeks of ads for $4,000 per week. Over the next three years Flavorpill would maintain the practice of selling each issue exclusively to one advertiser — companies like Nokia, BMW, Anheuser-Busch — but the rates would rise to $18,000 per issue, about 7 to 10 times the cost of an ad on a mainstream portal like Yahoo. Signs that they had some traction with their audience were springing up everywhere.

“We had club owners starting to call us up and ask, ‘Can you not list us?”’ Mangan told me.

A striking example of Flavorpill’s influence was the company’s collaboration with the Guggenheim Museum. Last year the museum began throwing a D.J. party in the Guggenheim rotunda on the first Friday of the month. The idea was to get a younger crowd of potential new members into the museum after hours. An e-mail press release from the Guggenheim arrived at Flavorpill.

“I had never heard any of their D.J.’s,” Lewis says. “I offered to help. I thought what we would get out of it would be media content, branding and a level of respect with the artistic community.”

“They brought in Diplo,” recalls Julia Brown, the museum’s manager of membership. “We had no idea this guy was the biggest thing since sliced bread.” The museum had been averaging 1,500 people; Diplo turned out nearly twice that number.

In retrospect, that primitive e-mail message Lewis and Mangan first sent out in July 2000 was an uncanny template of the future. It lacked the elegant Flavorpill graphics and the embedded hypertext links that now make each e-mail magazine a springboard to the fathomless esoterica of the Web. But the essential form was there from the start: the brief, superpositive event descriptions with the accent on why readers had to go; the ticket giveaways for added inspiration; the when-and-where info; the scope of venues that included New York’s outer boroughs; the viral marketing and community building embedded in the opportunity to “add a friend” to the e-mail list. Most important, Lewis and Mangan’s initial effort contained an appeal to readers to submit items of what they thought was must-see culture. Soliciting help was hardly an original idea — Tom Sawyer used the same tactic to get his fence painted — but it worked like a dream, providing fresh proof that if you get people excited about a job, they might well do it free.

When Monday arrived, one of the important cultural filterers was missing. “Leah’s home with pinkeye,” said Jake Lancaster. “But she’s working remotely.”

Lancaster was writing the introductory summary of the week. Each Flavorpill issue has a loose theme — Breezy Flavor, Profligate Flavor, Fecund Flavor — and with the Middle East exploding, the one he came up with for No. 319 was Discordant Flavor.

Leah Taylor being off-site meant that her boss, Jon Schultz, the 29-year-old group production editor, would have to pick up the slack. At the moment he was putting in some special coding so that spam filters would not reject a Flavorpill issue containing a word that would make your mother blush. Profanity is generally discouraged, but when writers are working free, you indulge them when you can.

When the San Francisco edition was done, Gerry Mak, the production editor, picked up the Chinese gong and whaled on it with a mallet.

“Woo-hoo!” said Jocelyn Glei, knocking fists with Mak. She turned back to proofreading, finding a space that needed to be closed up between a word and an ellipsis.

One by one, as London, L.A. and Chicago were wrapped, city production editors rose and trooped to the gong. Whether they whacked it once or twice, or apologetically, or vigorously, or with a demented zeal, the crescendo of sound cut through the minimalist German techno like Patton’s Third Army, lending texture and drama to the invisible rush of bytes.

Finally Schultz stood up. New York No. 319 was done. “Bring me the mallet!” he said.

Two days later I stopped by Mark Mangan’s apartment in the East Village, a 15-minute walk from his office. He brought some beer up to the roof, where there were a couple of chairs and a view.

Somehow time had carried him beyond the demographic center of his audience, more than half of whom were between 25 and 34. And he was looking in from the outside in other ways, being in the business of telling people where they could go but hardly ever getting out himself.

“It’s a little bit the story of the cobbler’s son — you know, he’s the one who doesn’t have any shoes,” he said.

Work was always on his mind. New cities beckoned, potential Flavorpills for Berlin, Tokyo, São Paulo, Toronto. It was possible that in a few years they could have three million readers. Every day he scanned a hundred Web sites, he read 200 to 300 e-mail messages. Six years on, the company was finally hitting its stride; they had turned down buyout offers.

“Now is when then fun begins,” he said.

More than once both Mangan and Lewis told me that their ambition was “to raise the water level of good culture,” as if buried in Flavorpill’s consumerist approach — in the trivial hedonism of any list of things to do — was a reformer’s agenda. Set aside that cultures are defined as much by what people detest as what they love. Week after week Flavorpill finds things to praise in the seemingly quixotic hope that the heavy lifting of cultural improvement might be accomplished through the rigor of a rosy focus.

The sun was long gone when we climbed down the stairs from the roof. It was a blistering night in the East Village. Mangan flipped open his cellphone. On the screen were the Flavorpill suggestions for that Thursday, fed to his phone by Dodgeball.com. He scrolled down the list. There was an Okkervil River concert at Castle Clinton. Missed that. At the Prospect Park Bandshell Yo La Tengo was performing their original score for eight documentary short films by the “surrealist aquanaut Jean Painlevé.” Missed that too. The Canada Gallery was featuring a group show led by Jim Drain, who was known for his “patchwork totem-sculptures that exude alien cool.” Too late again. The Great Villains in Cinema at Brooklyn Academy of Music? Not tonight. He shrugged. No matter. There was a feast out there, and something with his name on it was sure to turn up soon.

Chip Brown, a contributing writer, last wrote for the magazine about a former Taliban official studying at Yale.

yes, i am an information/internet geek. but "online" is such a great way to record everything that i just can't help myself. i am that demographic, the sort which leads someone like rashmi bansal to say, at <http://www.tehelka.com/story_main29.asp?filename=hub050507No_Country.asp>, that:

Every generation is different in a single, definitive way. My parents learnt English as a language. I think in it. We still see the Internet as a utility. The younger generation lives in it.

and yes, i realize that looking at the world through just one lens can distort your vision, but when was the last time you used a search engine that wasn't google? come on, you have to admit: they've got it down. they make your life easier.

more generally, when was the last time you wrote a letter? i'll give you that they're fun to receive and that good penmanship is on the way out, which sucks, but it's far quicker, cheaper and easier to do email.

when was the last time you looked in the world book instead of wikipedia? i'll give you that there are some inaccuracies, and that purebred academics consider citizen-gathered knowledge to be the scourge of good research, but it's a good starting point, and there's so much out there to read and learn and know, too, that you are helped immensely, rather than detracted or hindered, by the hyperlinks.

when was the last time you did just one organizational/communication type thing at a time? i agree that it's good to focus, but you can be organized and multi-task at once while sitting at the computer! (cc and bcc, anyone?)

when was the last time you met someone new just by reading his or her words in print (in the newspaper, in a book, whatever)? i'll give you that there are some sketch-tastic people online, but there are some perfectly normal ones, and the ones you know in person aren't always that cool anyway. plus, hey, i'm online too, and i'm not bad! [i'm just drawn that way.] (<-- if you don't get it, google it.)

so for several reasons, my unabashed answer to the doubters is: why not?!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Medical/Tourism

i am headed out of town again tomorrow -- the 5th time i've packed and left bombay in 2007. i'm super excited, especially about dharamshala and the solitude.

after my last ridiculous 6-cities-in-15-days tour, though, my back isn't in the best of shape (sciatica, schmiatica), so i went to get x-rayed this evening, and will have pictures of my lumbar-sacral region in my possession in a few hours so i can figure out whether i'm ok to travel or not. that is indeed cutting it close, but i don't seem to have enough time for anything these days.

more impressively, though: where else in my known world could i have gotten 3 x-rays for the princely sum of ~$15 (which included an ugly purple kaftan to wear during, and a sweet maharashtrian girl to gently adjust me on the x-ray table)? nowhere. compare this to having to pay over $100 to see a doctor in manhattan for all of 11 minutes.

no wonder the government asks on landing cards whether you are coming in on a medical visa. this is incredible india's least-yammered-about big draw. who wants the beaches of goa and the dunes of rajasthan and the rhinos of kaziranga when you can have the smell of antiseptic for this cheap!? :P

(yes, i'm being facetious. i'll take the stupas of mcleodganj for the weekend, please.)

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Monday, April 09, 2007

CityLurve: London (Redux)

home safe, with a riddle solved (see <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2007/04/where-would-you-go.aspx>), a new friend solidly in the kitty, a diary completed, and about half the monopoly board checked off.

london was amazing, and although i spent a lot of my time alone this trip -- and had a great time doing it -- due credit for a lot of the highlights must go to milan (<http://web.mac.com/msamani>), heather, and rishab (<http://rishab.nomadlife.org>).

heather, the quintessential wellesley woman, and my medievalist warwick castle companion: i had a fabulous time, trebuchet and train rides and long walks and all. i hope we can be companions on more such adventures!

rish... "bhai" to me too, although in a different way. thanks for letting me crash!

and milan. how can i thank you enough? right from waiting for me at the airport to riding the london eye with me to our fabulous avenue q experience to lip-smackingly good dinners at ping pong and crazy bear to zooming around central london -- st. katherine docks, st. paul's, the millennium bridge, fly one, hammersmith -- all day and all night (in the beemer, on the underground, and on foot) to the seamless laundry ka intezaam at 1 pickwick place to listening to me rattle on about grad school to explaining the origins of the anglican church and the congestion charge to co-opting vishwa's bed for me to contemplating smuggling me across the french border to offering me a place to stay "when you come here for penn-in-london [4 years from now]"... you are a gem.

my visa is valid until 2010. mel and michael will be there in the fall, too. more more more!

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update, wednesday, june 20, 2007:

check this out: <http://www.animalsontheunderground.com>

most versatile subway system ever!

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

CityLurve: New York (Redux)

you know, i already did a citylurve on new york (at <http://simran.nomadlife.org/2006/09/citylurve-new-york.aspx>), but somehow i can't imagine this sort of list -- courtesy weekend in new york and the NYT -- making sense if created with any other city in mind. so you'll have to forgive me the duplication.

anyone care to go on this hunt when i'm in nyc at the end of the month?

Point and Shoot for Bonus Points

ONE reason people visit New York is to catch a glimpse of things they’d never see in the average American city. Some such sights are mystifying, some charming, some jaw-dropping — and some are even legal.

Did you find the worst bagel spread combination? A bad parallel parking job? We want to see what you caught on film.

This week, Weekend in New York offers a photo scavenger hunt, in which you (working alone or in a group) seek out scenes and objects intrinsically New York and capture them with your camera. The hunt could be the centerpiece of your weekend, but also could serve as just a way to enhance your downtime as you wander from restaurant to park to museum, observing the natives in their natural habitat.

If competing against others, award two points to the team that does the best in each category, and one point to anyone coming in a reasonably close second. Or, if you’re playing alone, just award a whole bunch of points to your own team and declare yourself the winner.

FOOD

Biggest crowd waiting for a brunch table: Sociologists are unable to explain it, so why should you even try? New Yorkers like to wait — arms crossed and toes tapping, of course — as long as possible for their first meal on Sunday. To qualify, those waiting must be huddled on the sidewalk.

Worst bagel/cream cheese or spread combo: Blueberry bagel with olive tofu spread? You can do better (worse) than that. Either a photo of the offending sandwich or, if you don’t dare order it, separate photos of the elements qualify.

Most expensive pizza slice — cheese only: The price of a slice of plain old cheese pizza is always creeping up. What’s the highest you can find? (Hint: $2 probably won’t win.)

Most expensive slice, no toppings barred: Add chicken or basil or bacon or artichokes or gold leaf, and watch the price take off like a pickpocket being chased in the subway.

Most unusual-looking fruit or vegetable for sale: If it can get through customs, it’s somewhere in this city.

BUSINESS

The A.T.M. charging you the most outrageous amount for a withdrawal: $2 minimum.

Most newspaper/magazine dispensers on one street corner: They’re often chained together, and the ones with things you’d actually want to read are empty or require your pockets to be jingle-jangle-jingling with quarters.

Most out-of-town and/or foreign language newspapers at one newsstand: In some parts of town, you’d think fans of Le Monde and La Gazzetta dello Sport and Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung had never heard of the Internet.

Cheesiest Statue of Liberty-related tourist souvenir.

Multiple Starbucks in one picture: Two, certainly; three is a challenge.

TRANSPORTATION

Best parallel parking job: The city’s drivers know that if a parking space is an inch longer than their car, they can ooze in. Be sure to photograph both the front and back ends.

Vehicle with multiple parking tickets: The easy-to-spot orange envelopes should be on the windshield or clearly visible inside the car. Old tickets that truck drivers place to avoid reticketing are valid, as are tickets ripped apart in rage.

Most yellow cabs in one photo: No fair taking an aerial shot from the top of the Empire State Building.

LIVING CREATURES

Most unlikely companions: Some New York restaurants specialize in unusual wine and food pairings, but the entire city specializes in unusual people pairings. Is that fashionable babe really dating that pitiful slob? Is that silver-haired guy about three times that woman’s age? Is that a rabbi necking with a Senegalese hair stylist? (100 points for the last one.)

Best-dressed dog: And by that, we mean worst-dressed dog.

Most dogs with one human: In New York, money buys anything, including the guy or gal who comes to your house, picks up your dog and drags it and a bunch of others to the park. Absolute minimum: four dogs.

Pedestrian triple-tasking: Someone doing at least three things at once, one of which is walking down the street — plus eating and talking on cellphone; listening to iPod and reading magazine; or knitting and screaming at friend.

Pedestrian stupid-tasking. Someone who is text-messaging while crossing a hyper-busy street, something that could soon be illegal in New York City.

Picture of a celebrity on the street: Trick question! In New York you’re supposed to ignore celebrities. Minus 20 points.

Someone using a pay phone: Not too common these days; even less common, two people using adjacent pay phones (double points).

A traffic police officer smiling: It’s a tough life giving out tickets to the roughly seven million cars that are breaking parking laws at any one time. Subjected to nasty looks and verbal lashings, these officers don’t have much to smile about.

Anyone wearing George W. Bush paraphernalia (hat, T-shirt, full body tattoo): Manhattan voted 82 percent to 17 percent for John Kerry over Mr. Bush in 2004. The word on the street is that the president’s popularity has not increased.

NONEDIBLE INANIMATE OBJECTS

Public advertisements or notices in languages other than English: one point for each language. Spanish is a freebie, kind of like the space in the middle of a bingo card. (Starting clue: Check out the signs about being in one of the first five cars on the No. 1 train to South Ferry.)

Most amusing spelling or translation error: Combine immigrant store owners with immigrant sign makers and what do you get? An entrepreneurial spirit that keeps the city’s economic engine humming? Yeah, sure, but also errors terrible enough to drive language sticklers insane.

Most monstrous baby stroller: It’s not that strollers aren’t monstrous everywhere, but here the sidewalks, store aisles and bystander tolerance are narrower.

Most unusual piece of refuse: A city that collects the strangest things also discards the strangest things, and they don’t all fit in a trash bag.

Most intellectual book being read in public: O.K., or perhaps just used as a prop to attract a Ms. or Mr. Right prone to lugging around a copy of “Gravity’s Rainbow.” If you hear someone say, “Oh, you’re into Kierkegaard” — whirl, point and shoot.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Any Given Wednesday

anjuna flea market. it's world-famous, and like most things erin and i saw on our trip, recommended by lonely planet.

the approach is by sea, around the low cliffs that separate baga and anjuna. the water is blue and clear and cool. the boatmen grin as they collect their too-high fee. the sand at the beach is black (probably from diesel, although i like to think it's because anjuna beach is special and made of old volcanoes or something.)

the heat is intense, the crowd largely white, the music throbbing. the hawkers are persistent, the wares in abundance, the colours riveting.

take a look -- dozens of pick[s]@flick[r]:
<http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlfish1303/sets/72157594563568737/>

(please note: the artiste thinks the set is best enjoyed in slideshow mode, to let the profusion and the colours really sink in)

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

I'm In

corrigible

2 schools, one with funding, one without.

still waiting on nine more places, although i would definitely pick both my "in's" over some of the ones that haven't responded yet.

(i'm happiest about the fact that every time i go out of town i get another acceptance. i'm 2 schools for 2 trips right now. hoping for more good news by the next time i'm back in town! :))

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update, saturday, february 24, 2007:

make that 5 schools, 3 with comprehensive funding, 2 with some funding but not as much as i'd like. also, 1 rejection, but who wants to live in new jersey, anyway!?

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Miracles And Tragedies Of Cosmic Proportions

my first year of college, after the spring semester bookstore post-rush dinner (which for some reason was held in may instead of february!), i was being driven back to campus by pat, our accountant, when all of a sudden i remembered something i had to do before it was too late. i looked up at the still-light sky so intently that my carmates must seriously have thought i was crazy. but it was, after all, the perfect evening to be craning my neck -- clear, relatively warm, and homework-free.

so i veritably raced into mcafee, where i frantically dialed my roommate and another friend (there were no cell phones in our lives then!), changed my jacket and shoes, and trotted to the observatory to ogle at mercury, venus, mars, jupiter and saturn all lined up in a row, visible with the naked eye and through the 6" refractor telescope.

that evening was amazing. i rediscovered for the 720th time just what a small speck earth is in the larger scheme of things. and boy, is it a large scheme. thanks for that headsup, DEL! a fabulous, annotated picture of what we saw -- minus the random man with binoculars -- is at:
<http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap020429.html>

if i weren't such a dedicated english major and geoff groupie, i would quite readily admit that astro 101 was my favourite class in college. that said, i still think about star stuff often, and not just on clear nights at sea face park and the dome. and when someone recently commented on the stars, galaxies and cosmology textbook on my bookshelf, the refrain "the farther out you look in space, the further back you look in time" started to run through my head. i've lost a lot of the other detailed knowledge from 2002, but i'm still interested in knowing more about our place in the universe. which, as i said, is huge.

so anyway, i was quite disappointed to read of this loss:

Eye on Cosmos Is Lost to Short Circuit on Hubble

By DENNIS OVERBYE
Published: January 30, 2007

The Hubble Space Telescope is flying partly blind across the heavens, a result of a short circuit on Saturday morning in its most popular instrument, the Advanced Camera for Surveys.

NASA engineers reported yesterday that most of the camera’s capabilities, including the ability to take the sort of deep cosmic postcards that have inspired the public and to track the mysterious dark energy splitting the universe to the ends of time, had probably been lost for good.

In a telephone news conference, Hubble engineers and scientists said the telescope itself was in fine shape and would continue operating with its remaining instruments, which include another camera, the wide-field planetary camera 2, or wfpc2, and an infrared camera and spectrograph named Nicmos.

“Obviously, we are very disappointed,” Preston Burch, program manager for the telescope, said at the Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md., noting that the camera had basically met its five-year design lifetime. The Hubble telescope, Mr. Burch said, still has significant science capability.

Mr. Burch and his colleagues said it was unlikely that they would be able to repair the camera during the next Hubble servicing mission, which is scheduled for September 2008. On that mission, astronauts will replace the wide-field camera with a powerful new version, wfpc3, which will extend the telescope’s vision to ultraviolet and infrared wavelengths and restore the lost capabilities. They will also install a new ultraviolet spectrograph and make many other pressing repairs.

Noting that the five days of spacewalks for that mission were already full, and that changing things to fix the camera would cost time and money, Dr. Burch said, “At first blush, this doesn’t look attractive.”

The Advanced Camera for Surveys was installed on the telescope in March 2002, and it has been the space telescope’s workhorse. Among its feats, in 2003 the camera took the deepest photograph of the cosmos ever taken, the Hubble Ultra Deep Field, showing young galaxy fragments only one billion to two billion years after the Big Bang. In the most recent round of proposals from astronomers to use the telescope, about two-thirds required the advanced camera.

The camera had been operating on its backup electrical system since last summer, however, when electrical problems in its main system caused it to shut down for a while. Now the backup system has failed, dooming its ability to take wide-field or high-resolution images.

The camera may yet be operated in what the engineers called “solar blind mode,” at ultraviolet wavelengths to observe phenomena like auroras on Jupiter.

The electrical problems apparently did not spread to the rest of the telescope. Rick Howard, of NASA headquarters, said: “The fuse did what it was supposed to do. It saw a high current, and it popped. It protected the rest of the telescope.”

Astronomers said that the Space Telescope Science Institute had developed a contingency plan of observations that could go on without the camera and that there was no shortage of astronomers who would want to use it. Some of the telescope’s most crucial and high-visibility programs, however, will be delayed.

Adam Riess of the space telescope institute, who has used the Hubble telescope to search for supernova explosions in the distant universe to gauge the effects of dark energy on cosmic history, said these explosions would now be out of reach until the new camera was installed.

Still, Dr. Riess said in an e-mail message, it was a great camera. “Although it only lasted 4.9 years, it was only rated for 5 years,” he said, “so we really got our money’s worth.”


the famous hubble deep field image (warning: image may take a while to load) is at:
<http://www.firstpr.com.au/astrophysics/hubble-deep-field/hubble-deep-field-northern-detail-rw.bmp>

that is huge.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

I Just Dream Ran!

(well, i for one dream walked<